| Author |
Message |
Flavio
Vampire
Joined: 05 Jul 2007
Posts: 10649
HP: 4 MP: 7 Lives: 0
|
 Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:49 am
|
 |
|
He is all over your face.
He is inserting something into your mouth but the room is too dark so you can't tell what it is.
What do you do?
Last edited by Flavio on Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:09 am; edited 1 time in total |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
LIL BLUE VS. BIG BLUE
Crappy Blue Luigi
Vampire
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 10439
HP: 95 MP: 7 Lives: 2
|
| Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:50 am
|
|
|
Throw him on the floor and passionately make love.  |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Hellza Ballza
Goron Mask
Dead
Joined: 14 Jul 2007
Posts: 29930
HP: 0 MP: 5 Lives: 0
|
| Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:52 am
|
|
|
|
I bite whatever it is and rip it off with my teeth. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Flavio
Vampire
Joined: 05 Jul 2007
Posts: 10649
HP: 4 MP: 7 Lives: 0
|
| Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:55 am
|
|
|
You close your eyes and accept what Luigi gives to you. You are not sure exactly how it happened but the two of you are now on the on top of each other rolling on the floor. You seem to recall taking a big bite of something and forcefully throwing him onto the ground, but that's unimportant. The two of you are now completely naked save for your socks. Luigi reaches for your socks and gently tries to remove them...
What do you do?
Last edited by Flavio on Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:56 am; edited 1 time in total |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
LIL BLUE VS. BIG BLUE
Crappy Blue Luigi
Vampire
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 10439
HP: 95 MP: 7 Lives: 2
|
| Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:56 am
|
|
|
Push him away and snap his neck.
Nobody takes off my socks, bitch. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Flavio
Vampire
Joined: 05 Jul 2007
Posts: 10649
HP: 4 MP: 7 Lives: 0
|
| Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:00 am
|
|
|
Luigi begins to draw away sensing that you are not comfortable with his removal of your socks but it is too late. You forcefully remove Luigi from your body and shove him into a corner. You flash on the lights revealing a pool of blood on the ground along with what appears to be either shit or peanut butter. You reach down towards Luigi's neck and snap it like a twig. Luigi is crying and he is begging for your forgiveness.
What do you do? |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Hellza Ballza
Goron Mask
Dead
Joined: 14 Jul 2007
Posts: 29930
HP: 0 MP: 5 Lives: 0
|
| Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:00 am
|
|
|
|
I shave Luigi's mustache off, then I steal his hat, then I shave his hair bald so he looks like an anorexia version of Elmer Fudd. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Flavio
Vampire
Joined: 05 Jul 2007
Posts: 10649
HP: 4 MP: 7 Lives: 0
|
| Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:08 am
|
|
|
Luigi is in hysterics but frankly you don't give a damn. You deliver a sharp kick to his nose and knock him right into the pile of brown substance. You reach down to the pained Luigi and remove his hat from his head. You then shove it down your throat. After the finishing the last bite you walk over to your shelf and grab an abnormally large pair of rusty sheep sheers that are covered in blood. These are the same ones you tried to use to cut your pubic hair last summer. You bend over at Luigi and flash him a smile as you then proceed to snip every single strand of hair from his body.
Mario walks in wearing a frog outfit.
What do you do? |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
oar
Super Maiq the Liar
Joined: 23 May 2007
Posts: 17919
HP: 100 MP: 10 Lives: 0
|
| Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:19 am
|
|
|
|
Punch Mario in the nose, and finish work on Luigi. Abduct and sell Frog Mario to the French. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Hellza Ballza
Goron Mask
Dead
Joined: 14 Jul 2007
Posts: 29930
HP: 0 MP: 5 Lives: 0
|
| Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:21 am
|
|
|
|
I throw a shark at that bitch |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Shyguy
Joined: 31 Oct 2007
Posts: 409
HP: 10 MP: 10 Lives: 0
|
| Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:09 am
|
|
|
| Goron Mask wrote: | | I throw a shark at that bitch |
I throw a bear at that bitch
Bear > Shark |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
