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 Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:30 pm
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| Quote: | Gorgeon Fireman: Francis
Gorgeon Fireman: May I talk to you about my deal with the Nigerian Bank?
Francis: yes plz
Gorgeon Fireman: Okay, it's very simple. I am a lawyer representing Mr. Mario Mario.
Gorgeon Fireman: He has recently passed away in a plane crash along with his brother, Luigi Mario, and assumed fiance, Peach Toadstool.
Francis: oh, that is sad news
Gorgeon Fireman: Indeed.
Gorgeon Fireman: We've found out that before the flight, he had left 2.3 billion coins in his bank account.
Francis: I have 52.3 billion coins
Gorgeon Fireman: Did I say billion?
Gorgeon Fireman: I meant trillion.
Francis: oh, k, thats a lot of 
Gorgeon Fireman: Anyways, we've been unable to locate any heir or relative of some sort.
Gorgeon Fireman: After doing some searching, I have actually figured out that yourself and Mr. Mario share some similar ancestral ties.
Gorgeon Fireman: Therefore, I request you assistance in helping me acquire the banked coins, as no bank will see that you two are related.
Gorgeon Fireman: For whatever reason.
Gorgeon Fireman: I simply request 2 million coins to settle legal fees.
Gorgeon Fireman: You will obviously be reimbursed once the money has been retrieved.
Francis: hmm, i did *crag* Mario's mother that one time
Gorgeon Fireman: I'm sure that I can convince, or at least bribe the bank to release the coins.
Gorgeon Fireman: However, I have been left penniless due to my losing of the "Sonic vs. Hatcher" trial.
Gorgeon Fireman: Therefore, if I were to get anywhere with teh bank, I would require a small fee.
PRIVATE MESSAGE:
Francis has donated Coins 2000000 to you.
Francis wrote:
for legal fees
Francis: k, coins have been wired
Gorgeon Fireman: I thank you very much Mr. Francis.
Gorgeon Fireman: I will get back to you after negotiating with the bank.
1 week later...
Gorgeon Fireman: Hey Francis
Gorgeon Fireman: Would you like to know the outcome of our deal with the Nigerian Bank?
Francis: yes plz
Gorgeon Fireman: It passed through and I've made you incredibly rich.
Francis: YAY! can you give me mah monies?
Gorgeon Fireman: Erm
Gorgeon Fireman: I spent it on Steam games
Francis: :O
Gorgeon Fireman: All of them
Gorgeon Fireman: twice
Gorgeon Fireman: ...Yeah.
Gorgeon Fireman: 2.3 trillion coins buys you a lot of stuff.
Silver~: Give Francis the doubles then
Gorgeon Fireman: I can't give him the doubles.
Gorgeon Fireman: I sold them on eBay.
Gorgeon Fireman: And I used the money to buy Super Bowl tickets.
Gorgeon Fireman: I am terribly sorry about that Francis
Gorgeon Fireman: I'm sure you'll survive with your 52.3 billion coins. |
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