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[Aran Ryan]

You should know the usual set-up. Action figures, toy robots, toy cars, toy trains, toy rockets, plastic toys and Army Men all organized in isles and nicely hung on hooks... and stuff.

Speaking of plastic and Army Men...

The evil plastic tan man, General Plastro, hopped out of a random kid's backpack and looked around him.

"... I... I think I'm going to cry. So many destructive things... my luck has changed for the better!"

Believe me, the last place you want to put an evil dictator made of plastic is in a toy store... especially when there's a SALE!

Plastro began to wander around, looking for the isle filled with plastic Army Men, tanks, helicopters, jets and other stuff that's made of plastic.

[top minion tails]

*Tails was in the aisle containing the army men and other action figurific collectibles. He was currently looking at the small GiJoes, mainly searching for cobra commander and his forces*

[Aran Ryan]

Plastro arrived at the isle filled with the Army Men, plastic tanks, helicopters, etc. Dispite being fat, he still managed to climb up one of the shelves.

He approached a group of Tan plastic soldiers, pulled out a strange looking gun and then sprayed a strange substance on them. Seconds later, the group of Tan Soldiers began to move... they're alive!

"G-general Plastro!" One of the soldiers panicked and then immediately saluted.

"Hello, Little Man. Miss me?"

"Sir... yes, sir!"

"Good. Now... we are getting back to what we have not finished... and well... FINISH IT!"

"Y-yes sir!"

"Now... all of you, revive everyone and every-THING that supports the Tan Army. THAT IS AN ORDER!"

"Sir, yes, sir!"

And at that... the group of Tan Soldiers began to wander around the isle and began to revive their... plastered comrades by using the same substance used from Plastro's strange gun.

[top minion tails]

*Tails noticed the event* Wierd.....*Picks up plastro*

[Aran Ryan]

"WHAT THE?! GET OFF OF ME!"

So far, about fifty plastic soldiers, ten Tan Tanks and several Tan Helicopters came to life, thanks to Plastro's demand.

The helicopters and the soldiers fired their machine guns at Tails. It would feel like getting pelted by snowballs.

As for the Tanks... well... there's going to be a bit of a sting. They began firing at Tail's head.

[top minion tails]

*He batted at the helicopters and kicked the tanks in a king kong fashion*

[Aran Ryan]

"Hurry up you fools! I'm getting sick!"

Some helicopters and tanks were crushed. But... only more tanks and other plastic toys joined in the fray. Hey, it IS a toy store.

An M-80 firecracker was launched from a toy catapult. The explosive was heading right at TMT's head.

[Aggrieved]

Eligha walked in.

"Hm, I need to find something for my nephew's birthday..."

With a bag in hand, she began picking up some of the tanks and planes while they were active, not even remotely paying attention to the ordeal.

[Aran Ryan]

The cashier stared at Eligha.

"Um... I don't think holding those is a good idea... WAH!"

The cashier was tripped over due to a lasso of piano wires wrapped around his legs.

One of the Tan Tanks aimed at Eligha.

"Ugh... more pathetic giants?! This is abysmal!" Plastro shouted. "Take them ALL down!"

Two Tan Apache combat helicopters flew in and began firing their machine guns at Eligha. The bullets would feel like being pelted by pebbles.

[top minion tails]

*dodges* you wanna play like that, huh? *he took out some bang snaps, which would kinda be like bombs to the little plastic people, and threw them on the ground where the army men were* Seriously though...I'm not here to fight you guys.

[Aran Ryan]

Some Tan Infantry members were killed.

"Well... it's common logic. PUT ME DOWN NOW AND STOP KILLING MY TROOPS!"

If TMT could look just above him... a huge firecracker labeled "The Big One" was pointing down at his head. A toy robot lit a match and was about to launch the rocket.

[Yamada Hanataro]

Hanataro walked in. "wow. So many toys here." He then noticed the commotion, and thought they were playing a game. "um...Can I play too?" He said picking up a tank.

[top minion tails]

*Notices the firecracker*Just one sec... *Walks out of the way of it and puts him down* Now....What are you doing here?

[Yamada Hanataro]

"me? ._." he said pointing at himself.

[Aran Ryan]

Plastro then ran toward a helicopter and got on board.

"Store's closed due to new management. Which is me. Come back in the next millenium. NOW GET OUT!"

The KO'd cashier is being dragged off to a closet.