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[Bananatank]

I has idea. I will write a one paragraph exposition and then the digibutter members will take it into their hands and write a story.

Rules
1) One paragraph per post.
2) Put stuff that nots part of the story in bracket like these --->[]
3) Be ridiculous,be serious, whatever, just make sure what you write follows digibutter rules.

SO......without further ado here it is....

There once was a boy named Jeremy. He was a normal boy wiht normal parents and normal friends. Then something happened one night that changed this. Jeremy found the internet. Not the massively popular pages like google and addictinggames but he stumbled upon a certain website that would change his life.

[And there it is.]

[Paper_Waluigi]

Jeremy had unwittingly stumbled upon the fabled goatse.cx! His gaze, fixed on the mysterious man's outstretched hind, could see everything there was to see. Through this magical circular portal, he could see every point in the entire universe at once! His head began to spin, when suddenly, his mother walked into his room. ФֻФ

[Super Slim]

His mother looked at the computer and screamed with terror at what she had seen. Her chest suddenly began to inflate....

It got bigger...


And bigger...


And BIGGER...


Until it exploded and alien larvae began to spew out of her corpse.

The larvae began to swarm towards Jeremy, but he accidentally pressed F10 and was transported into the portal that was goatse.cx...

[Steve]

There he had reached it, the bowels of the internet! One billboard caught his eye, and under the shit-smeared letters he could make out the word:

"4CHAN"

[Bananatank]

It was then he saw where he was getting sucked into. A large bear was pulling him closer. This bear was bipedal and had a smile as he pulled Jeremy into the back of his white van. The bear finally grabbed him and the doors to the back of the van closed. The van then sped away on the information super highway. Off into the horizon of the internet...