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[Footsteps of Meat]

Ahahah. But who could forget this?

The Footsteps of Meat Combat Tournament is not for fighting; Rather, it's for you to SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!

It's very simple. You step up to the platform and release all you've got! Like my signature move...

THE FOOTSTEPS OF MEAT POTENT, PUISSANT, POWERFUL PORK CHOP! HIYA!

Huff... Huff...

Now... While I recover from that miraculously meaty display of manhood, show me YOUR moves!

[Swallower of foes]

I remember this from last year, when I fought with my hair.

Now, for combat.

Give me a second to think.

[MJ]

ZA WAURDO

KNIVESKNIVESKNIVESKNIVES

STEAM ROLLER DA

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY

[James W/ Breasts]

*swings corrupted mace at a wooden target*
*the target splits in half horizontally*
*both pieces convert to binary and slowly fade away*

Y0UR M0V35 4R3 N0 M47CH F0R C0RRU9710N.

[CowCraggerOfTheCragnons]

CCotC took a deep breath before yelling his combat skill:
"RAZOR GRASS!"

The- rather normal- blades of grass fly out of the Sammer's hand at an amazing soeed, before becoming bested by the force of air resistance. The blades fall within inches of the Sammers feet.

The Sammer arrogantly scoffed at the other contestants.

[R. S. Buzzy]

*Pulls out his rifle*

L33T HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEADSHOTZ

*Holds down the trigger and waves the rifle dangerously, sending shots all over the arena*

[Warped Warrior]

*warps in behind Master of L33t Headshots*
Warps him to Pluto*
NoW... WhO'S NeXT?

[Swallower of foes]

I USE THIS MAGICAL MOVE. I CALL IT.... INSPIRATION SUMMONED FROM THE DEAD! http://digibutter.nerr.biz/viewtopic.php?t=64636&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=15

You're welcome, everyone!

*slashes a target with sword, and it magically transports into mouth*

The first of many.

[R. S. Buzzy]

*Falls back into the arena from space in a Halo-y fashion*

[Wii Boxing Guy]

*the ground disappears, and the sky turns dark*
You are helpless beneath my onslaught!
*attacks from all directions at once, finishing with a downwrds slice that sends his victim falling into the Void*

[Fixer of Paper]

Fixer of Paper took out an easel with a large piece of paper on it. In SECONDS she sketched the most realistic blue dragon you have ever seen. She tapped it with the back end of her brush, and soon that dragon was living and swirling on the back end. It was, her sword now!

"BLUE DRAGON, UP UP UP!"

[Warped Warrior]

*warps MoLH to the center of the Earth*
I cAN KeEp doInG ThIs All DAy!!

[Swallower of foes]

*walks up to a target* Hey, dude. You look pretty tired of just sitting here. You wanna go get some pizza?

*the target nods somehow*

Alright, so you should go in the car, and start it while I go look for my wallet.

*target starts random car, and it blows up*

Silly, silly targets.

[Spammer of Pac Hands]

PAC-HAND POWERS! ACTIVATE!

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[Footsteps of Meat]

We do seem to have a rather extensive array of competitors, no?

But we need more! The Footsteps of Meat Combat Tournament cannot proceed with such a diminuitive number of posts!

...

Ow, a brick from the fourth wall just hit me.