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[Bester Of Fruit]

"I am sorely disappointed in all of you. I have walked through this land and not once have I found a difficult trap, nor worthy opponent. Your 'Sammer Bowl' is severely underguarded with no challenge. Your 'menacing' blades of grass? HA! I jump over them! Your fruit? The size of mere peas! The fierceness of your combatants? I have found flies scarier than them! My death is not near; it is the fires of your souls that will die!"

[Spammer of Pac Hands]

YOUR ON.

[Paper Luigi]

OSHIT MY SOUL IS ON FIRE~!

[Cake Rex]

*pulls out a tube of frosting and begins to draw orange carrots on Bester of Fruit, then pulls out a bag of plastic naked babies with mohawks and places them atop the carrots*

[Bester Of Fruit]

While Bester of Fruit seemed intrigued by the offer of battle, he quickly was distracted by the drawings of orange carrots and plastic babies. "What are you attempting?" he asked, as he backed away. "This is a strange way to best a warrior..."

[Spammer of Pac Hands]

First Move:

[roll=100]
1-20) Skip
21-40) OMNOM CHARGE
41-100) *eats a super pellet, Bester of Fruits blue*

*Charges into Bester of fruit, hands going "OM NOM NOM WAKA NOM"*

[Cake Rex]

HIPPY BARTH DAY!

[Bester Of Fruit]

Upon seeing the charge of Pac-Hands, he ignored Cake Rex's words and jumped high up in the air to avoid the attack. At the peak of his jump, he then pulled out his gun and shot four bullets in the direction of Pac-Hands. "FINALLY, A CHALLENGE!"

[Spammer of Pac Hands]

*Hits a wall, then turns in the direction of the joystick*

HA.

*Throws pellets at Bested By Fruities and the Pac-hands go crazy and charge in the direction the pellets are headed, dragging SOP along*

[Launching Star]

By any chance, have any of your previous challengers been Flip Enabled? If not, then that's why you have not found a decent challenge. A good warrior must be able to use his entire surroundings, including other dimensions.

> [roll=3]
if 1 then use Sword Spin (attacks any opponent, Flipped or not, for 5 damage)
if 2 then use Ninjoe Cannon (Ninjoe in Bullet Bill flies around stage for 10 damage)
if 3 then use Bottomless Star (turns into a Green Launch Star and sends target into orbit around the Sammer Kingdom if attack makes contact)

[Swallower of foes]

*summons Robo Birdo >.>*

[Unstealthy Ninji]

Unstealthy Ninji simply ran inbetween several of the attacks, his goal unknown.

[Bester Of Fruit]

Seeing the rush of Pac-Hands and pellets, Bester of Fruit let out a nervous sigh as he jumped again mid-air, attempting to get out of the way. However, the jump seemed a bit weak in both directions. With little distance covered, Bester of Fruit let out a distressed "AGH!"

[Unstealthy Ninji]

He took a strangely curled-up sword and threw it in the direction of the two fighters.

Then, he tried to blend in with a differently coloured wall.

And failed.

[Spammer of Pac Hands]

Pac-Hands threw more pellets towards Bester of Fruits and he...
[roll=9000]
ODD= HIT
EVEN= MISSED AND CRASh