Zelnor stood up, patiently stacked the newspaper behind the toilet, pulled his pants up, flushed, washed his hands, and slammed his fist into the wall.
It exploded into a shower of dust, rubble landing everywhere in the bathroom and a massive amounbt of Twilight rising from the remains. The music stopped, the Lincoln heads disappeared, and the lighting flickered and seemede - strange.
Zelnor seemed to grow taller as pure darkness seeped around his. His face had gone completely black, his eyes were glowing wih an eerie shine, his canines appeares to have lenghtened, and he screamed with an eldritch vice:
"You fool ! I am Zelnor, Descendant of the Dark Interlopers ! I control the Deepest Darkness, a force of such power that it would rip the flesh from your bones, tear your body to shreds, turn your bones into dust and have every fiber of your brain scream in agony before it is vaporized ! I have seen the end of the Universe ! There are potential universes where I have caused it ! My name has armies tremble, priests cross themselves and is known to be carcinogenic ! When I was in school, I gave Azathot swirlies, beat up Gyigas and stole Chtulhu's lunch money ! I am Dark Zelnor, and I. HATE. BABIES ! Your pitiful japanese animation is nothing agains me ! Now tremble before my wrath !" And he raised his hands, and from the Twilight, unholy figures from beyond the spheres, places man was never meant to see, lest the tortured memories claw their was across his brain, materialized.
*If Shadoo could produce facial expressions, he would use O.O * " Well then, you made it vary clear you can destroy, but can you CREATE!?" Shadoo said.
"You understand nothing. All of creation is only to be destroyed - and that it what I will do ! What is the point of creation ? Entropy, the very forces of the Universe, are againt you ! And yet you strive ? I laugh at your pathetic ambitions ! I will destroy everything ! And nobody can stop me, now that this pathetic fool I have to share this body with is gone ! I should thank you - he hasn't been this pissed of in decades !"
"You are vary powerful. Maby with YOUR form I wouldn't need the Pixls to get my revenge! I must study you!" Shadoo said. "If allow me to, I can share with you how to make Pixls..."
Zelnor was about to answer, as he clutched his head and began to scream. The figures he had conjured exploded as if made of glass, and Zelnor writhed, the dark energy lashing out, slicing a gash into the remaining wall -
thunk.
He had hit the floor, keeling over with his eyes turned to the back of his skull.
"...k'. That was cool." Shadoo said. "Well, uh, I think I have enough information on that thing to use it's power, so... Bye! (Did I really piss that thing off that much? *Shadoo Thought*)" *Shadoo flipped out of the room*
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