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[bobzearth42]

It continued hopping over to Itu, either taking a liking to him or, if you're really pessimistic, is going to grant Itu immortality and an increased sense of pain only to horribly torture him and devour him, forcing him to suffer an eternity of digestive acids.

... No, that's twisted, not pessimistic.

[Macha]

He bends to the bunny's level, still utterly bewildered.

I bet this is all a dream.

There's no other logical explanation. :U;

[bobzearth42]

... In which the bunny spat out a crab.

A crab with a Top Hat.

3:|════׀ was all it said. How that is possible is ENTIRELY beyond me, but still.

[BAMFing ARCHER]

((I love you forever, bobz))

[bobzearth42]

[Macha]

Itu just... stares.

"...sense," he moans quietly. "No sense. This is all a dream."

((WTWW is partially his fault? XD; ))

[BAMFing ARCHER]

((It's just my idea that Lord Bob would do this.))

[bobzearth42]

((Ok, well, WTWW is all his fault. He gave me the name. That's all I need for an alt, is a name.))

The rabbit then jumped on Itu's back, riding him like a mechanical bull.

Top Hat Crab: 3:|════׀

"what is this i don't even

What's wrong with this world?"

[Macha]

Prompting a panicked outburst from Itu. "DREAMING DREAMING I'M DREAMING THERE IS NOT A BLOODY RABBIT VIOLATING ME. NOT HAPPENING. ILLOGICAL. NO SENSE." D8

[bobzearth42]

Oh, but it was far from a dream. There was a real, live rabbit riding Itu like a mechanical bull, a real, live crab wearing a top hat that only speaks in characters unable to be spoken within the human language, and a real, live cat floating in the air with it's jaw dropped.

Top Hat Crab: 3:|════׀

The rabbit ceased riding him, only to jump on top of his head and begin dancing like a hula dancer.

"HOW WHAT WHEN WHERE WHO WHAT

WHY"

[Macha]

He attempts to knock the bunny off his head.

"...no sense no sense no sense. Illogical; makes no... ow, your claws are digging into my skull. Stop thaaat."

[bobzearth42]

The crab walked over to Itu, tipping its hat in greeting. 3:|════׀

The rabbit jumped off of Itu's head before he could swat it off. It then turned around and began staring at him with its :3 face.

[Macha]

Itu stares back.

"...stop looking at me like that." o_e

Congratulations, you've broken Prettyboy's brian.

[bobzearth42]

((My work here is done. But first, time to show what this little rabbit can really do~))

And, without warning, a rift opened up behind WTWW and he was sucked in.

The rabbit stared at Itu for another moment before winking and sending him through another rift. It then inhaled the crab and hopped along its way.

The crab didn't get a chance to say 3:|════׀ one last time.

And at the sight of the first rift, Agram fled the topic, Morag trailing behind.

[Macha]

"Wha--"

He's cut off by, well, getting sucked into said rift.