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that confounded bridge Abstract Vampire
Joined: 26 Jan 2008 Posts: 2521
HP: 82 MP: 10 Lives: 3
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:25 pm
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Guest, remember last month? I went to the doctor's yesterday. It turns out I'm pregnant.
;-;
YOU LIFE WRECKING BASTARD |
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Bartz Klauser BAMFing ARCHER Werewolf
Joined: 27 Sep 2007 Posts: 7637
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 4
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:27 pm
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WHAT!? I can't believe this. Who's the father, then?
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Black Yoshi Vampire
Joined: 17 Jun 2007 Posts: 14673
HP: 31 MP: 10 Lives: 1
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:27 pm
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That's how I roll, bby. :3
ohgodwhatwhydidijustsaythat |
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Flavio Twitch Boobs Super Hario
Joined: 18 Apr 2007 Posts: 14778
HP: 10 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:27 pm
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I'm sorry the aura of whimsical mysteries surrounding my boobs curiously attracted you to them |
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Eh, wot Super Slim Vampire
Joined: 16 Jul 2007 Posts: 5041
HP: 20 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:29 pm
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I'M SO SORRY, I SWEAR I USED PROTECTION, IT MUST HAVE SLIPPED-
Here, $20 for child support and shit. |
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Shadoo Omega Super Shadoo™
Joined: 27 Jan 2009 Posts: 2376
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:29 pm
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Surprise Buttsecks never fails! |
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that confounded bridge Abstract Vampire
Joined: 26 Jan 2008 Posts: 2521
HP: 82 MP: 10 Lives: 3
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:31 pm
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Apparently, I did it with more people than I thought. ;-;
You're all paying child support, every one of you. ;-; |
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wat u say Ph1r3 Mario
Joined: 01 Aug 2007 Posts: 6727
HP: 90 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:32 pm
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Ah, shit, I'm sorry.
How about some sex to make you feel better? |
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Black Yoshi Vampire
Joined: 17 Jun 2007 Posts: 14673
HP: 31 MP: 10 Lives: 1
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:32 pm
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| AbstractThoughts wrote: | ...
Apparently, I did it with more people than I thought. ;-;
You're all paying child support, every one of you. ;-; |
Is there... another way I can pay you back? ;3 |
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~A color is just a color~ Frozenwinters
Joined: 30 Aug 2007 Posts: 25292
HP: 1 MP: 0 Lives: 4
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:35 pm
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-punches you in the stomach-
Problem solved. |
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Bartz Klauser BAMFing ARCHER Werewolf
Joined: 27 Sep 2007 Posts: 7637
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 4
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:35 pm
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| Black Yoshi wrote: | | AbstractThoughts wrote: | ...
Apparently, I did it with more people than I thought. ;-;
You're all paying child support, every one of you. ;-; |
Is there... another way I can pay you back? ;3 | Another, special, special way. |
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There's only one Chin Fish Vampire
Joined: 18 Apr 2007 Posts: 21294
HP: 71 MP: 6 Lives: 2
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:37 pm
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Abortion solves everything. |
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Ohh, THAT makes sense! Tyler Vampire
Joined: 18 Apr 2007 Posts: 11410
HP: 95 MP: 2 Lives: 4
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:37 pm
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SURPRISE ABORTION, BITCH!! |
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Black Yoshi Vampire
Joined: 17 Jun 2007 Posts: 14673
HP: 31 MP: 10 Lives: 1
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:38 pm
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| Tyler wrote: | ....

SURPRISE ABORTION, BITCH!! |
ohmigod
This is win. |
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Shadowlugia INeedScissors61 Vampire
Joined: 17 Apr 2007 Posts: 4958
HP: 74 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:40 pm
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| Tyler wrote: | ....

SURPRISE ABORTION, BITCH!! |
FALCON PAAAUNCH is funnier... |
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