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Fancy Wario
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 13463
HP: 69 MP: 8 Lives: 1
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Replace every other word with "your mom".
For example, here is America's national anthem your mom-ified:
O! say can you see by your mom's early light
What so proudly we hailed at your mom's last gleaming.
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
O'er your mom we watched were so gallantly streaming.
And your mom's red glare, your mom bursting in air,
Gave proof through your mom that your mom was still there.
O! say does that star-spangled your mom yet wave
O'er the land of your mom and the home of your mom?
Much better, as I think you'll agree. |
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Shadoo Omega
Super Shadoo™
Joined: 27 Jan 2009
Posts: 2376
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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"Exiting your mom is super simple all you have to do is fallow your mom" |
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Fancy Wario
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 13463
HP: 69 MP: 8 Lives: 1
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| Shadoo Omega wrote: | | "Exiting your mom is super simple all you have to do is fallow your mom" |
I rest my case. |
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vdogam3r
kEvin
Joined: 30 Nov 2007
Posts: 3420
HP: 40 MP: 7 Lives: 0
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oh, what's come between your mom and me?
look right through me
i'll let it go
i can't help your momma anymore
i won't go anywhere
maybe you'll see me
[ohhhhhhhhhh yeah]
we are
we are your momma
we are the monsters
underneath your bed
yeah |
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Addicted to linebreaks
Plastic Mario
Vampire
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 20799
HP: 94 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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I'm in your mom, it's a beautiful day
I'm in your mom, it's a beautiful way
I don't care what your mom will say
It's a beautiful day
I've got you(r mom)
I'm never blue
Close my eyes and your mother comes true
Need you so
You'll never know
Come what your mom, it's a beautiful day~
I do believe if I try
I do believe I can fly
Fall through a hole in your mom
Say your mom catches me...
Yeah, I'm going to have to agree. |
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The Axolotl Sympathist
Geno
Werewolf
Joined: 26 Jul 2007
Posts: 8754
HP: 100 MP: 4 Lives: 1
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Hey, hey hey
Baby I've got your mommy
Don't you worry,
Hey, hey |
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Jolene
Legendary Mashine
Joined: 29 Apr 2007
Posts: 6998
HP: 10 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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Doing your mom over and over
I'm just a third-rate star covered in your mom
See that prince on your mom
His polished mom looks cool
I'm just gonna spill your mom on you
Under the name of your mom
Your mom can't break my soul
Under the name of your mom
Kill your mom
Think you moron
Fall out of your mom, cockroach
The dark, dark Sunday, your mom stains
You can't save your mom
The dark, dark Sunday, your mom stains
One day I will *crag* your mom!
This is the last time
This is the garden of your mom
This is the last time
This is the garden of your mom
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