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Bananatank Vampire

Joined: 14 May 2008 Posts: 465
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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:56 pm
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| INeedScissors61 wrote: | | Bananatank wrote: | | The Green Thunder (Mr. L) wrote: | | Pick up Unidentifieditem3 |
You pick up Unidentified Item 3. You have no idea what it is. (Next post decides what happens next) |
Throw full-to-bursting used condom at the object across the road that you are unable to distinguish rhe identification of due to the poor eyesight recieved from constant fappage. |
 I DIDN'T FORGET YOU The Used Condom Bursts the semen spreads in an odd pattern. There's something under the grass. |
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Typhoon Typhoon™ Dead

Joined: 13 May 2007 Posts: 17329
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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:04 pm
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Light the 3ton bomb in the middle of the semen pattern |
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Bananatank Vampire

Joined: 14 May 2008 Posts: 465
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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:19 pm
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| SilverSoda wrote: | | Light the 3ton bomb in the middle of the semen pattern |
You place the 3 ton bomb in the middle of the pattern and light it. It blows a hole in the ground with a ladder. You climb down the ladder. There's a large armored door protected by a large man.
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Jolene Legendary Mashine
Joined: 29 Apr 2007 Posts: 6998
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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:20 pm
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Plug the extension cord into the large man's face. |
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Bananatank Vampire

Joined: 14 May 2008 Posts: 465
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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:26 pm
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| Legendary Mashine wrote: | | Plug the extension cord into the large man's face. |
 You use Extension Cord on Large Man. He punches you in the face and throws the cord back at you. You pull a tooth out of your mouth. |
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Ohh, THAT makes sense! Tyler Vampire
Joined: 18 Apr 2007 Posts: 11410
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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:33 pm
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Use the tooth to scrape off his scrotum. |
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Bananatank Vampire

Joined: 14 May 2008 Posts: 465
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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:46 pm
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| Tyler wrote: | | Use the tooth to scrape off his scrotum. |
 You scrape off the mans scrotum with your tooth. He says, "I'll let you in just give me my balls back." You give him his scrotum back and he lets you in. You made it to the party!! Unfortunately you died that night due to a mix of alcohol poisoning and drug overdose.
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Speed-93% Creativity-87%
Total-90% B+
(Any comments? Should I do another tomorrow?) |
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Apparently missed a lot LudwigVonKoopa Vampire
Joined: 01 Sep 2007 Posts: 17649
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:27 am
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Poison Super Postman Jailed Vampire

Joined: 18 Apr 2007 Posts: 6363
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:52 am
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Psh thats an A- |
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