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[top minion tails]

Tails likes it a lot, however the ??? who lives inside him did not. The ??? Hated valentines day, the whole Valentines day season. and even so I think I might know the reason. It could be that hisbuttcheecks were nonexistant. tcould be that...okay, I'll stop...The reason is because he's dead, and if he was alive, he'd love it, because people would think that he was nice. "Mellub" Just looks at it as a time to trick female mortals into liking him, then sucking all their life force...actually, this year, he's Going to stick phantom eyes to some and make them into the first female phantoms.(most likely hot looking ones)

Koht, well...even though he's a grandmaster magikoopa, he still gets lonely. His usual demeanor probably doesn't help him though

[Lord Vaati]

Vaati: "I've always hated this day for my first love died and it is my fault that she died."

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