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cool Lord Bob Vampire
Joined: 05 May 2007 Posts: 21056
HP: 61 MP: 8 Lives: 5
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:33 pm
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Because he has free time by the truckload. |
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Bartz Klauser BAMFing ARCHER Werewolf
Joined: 27 Sep 2007 Posts: 7637
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 4
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:43 pm
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You in what army? What is the relative distance of your mortal body to the nearest Denny's? |
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cool Lord Bob Vampire
Joined: 05 May 2007 Posts: 21056
HP: 61 MP: 8 Lives: 5
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:46 pm
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How about I use your legs to find out? |
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Bartz Klauser BAMFing ARCHER Werewolf
Joined: 27 Sep 2007 Posts: 7637
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 4
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:51 pm
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Fine. How many underlings of yours does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
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cool Lord Bob Vampire
Joined: 05 May 2007 Posts: 21056
HP: 61 MP: 8 Lives: 5
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:00 pm
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"Just one. If I had any lightbulbs. I pefer magically produced light." |
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Bartz Klauser BAMFing ARCHER Werewolf
Joined: 27 Sep 2007 Posts: 7637
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 4
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:03 pm
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Are these magical lights really miniature suns that burn out your eyes if you look at them for too long? |
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cool Lord Bob Vampire
Joined: 05 May 2007 Posts: 21056
HP: 61 MP: 8 Lives: 5
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:04 pm
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"Of course not. I'm not stupid. They're just light enough to see clearly, but not too bright. Miniature suns are far too dangerous anyway." |
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Bartz Klauser BAMFing ARCHER Werewolf
Joined: 27 Sep 2007 Posts: 7637
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 4
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:07 pm
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What is your favorite color? |
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Lord Bob Zeromus/Terrus
Joined: 05 May 2007 Posts: 21056
HP: 61 MP: 8 Lives: 5
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:11 pm
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"I don't believe in segregation." |
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Bartz Klauser BAMFing ARCHER Werewolf
Joined: 27 Sep 2007 Posts: 7637
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 4
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:13 pm
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Do you have a favorite hobby? |
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Lord Bob Zeromus/Terrus
Joined: 05 May 2007 Posts: 21056
HP: 61 MP: 8 Lives: 5
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:17 pm
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"Why yes, I do. I enjoy watching the human race slowly destroy itself." |
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Parabuzzy Queen Macha
Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 11083
HP: 10 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:58 pm
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Why did your head look like an eggplant back when you were a Lunarian? |
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Lord Bob Zeromus/Terrus
Joined: 05 May 2007 Posts: 21056
HP: 61 MP: 8 Lives: 5
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:08 am
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"Actually, this is how I looked when I had a true physical form." |
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