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[Super Shadoo™]

Super Paper Mario 2: Dimentio Returns

*At Mario's House because Luigi never gets any fame*
Mario: Hey big bro I like talking!
Luigi: Mario, what are you working on?
Mario: Your mom
Luigi: But we both have the same mother! AND in our sucky movie you're my dad!
Mario: Which is exactlly why I'm working on her.
*They hear a knock on the door*
Mario: oh great, I bet the Princess-
Luigi: MADE lOTSA SPAGHETTI!
Mario: -NO! I bet she got kidnapped and we have to save her again! >:O
*Mario opens the door*
Officer Toadstool: I'm teh jakers nd u haz drugz cawze mah drug sniffin' chain chomp tildsz meh! nao gimmi dem nd get in mah car! >:O
Mario: *Jumps on Offgicers head and breaks his neck ina vary bloody display and also squished his HEADS!*
Luigi: WHUD U DOO DAT 4???
Mario: Cuz' he was retarded and saving the entire kingdom over 100 times have me immunity from Mushroom Kingdom laws.
Luigi: Hey I didn't get any immunity from teh lawlz! >:O
Mario: Thats because you suck and you're the worst son ever.
Luigi: I'm both confused and insulted.
Mario: INDEED!
*Mario hears a kncok on teh doorz*
Mario: Now who can that be!?
*Mario answered teh doorz*
Random Toadstool Nobody Cares About: MARIO! MARIO! Cum quick! Princess Toadstoll was kidnapped again!
Mario: Okay, now I think she's doing this on perpious. So wheres the princess?
Luigi: OVAH DARE!!!1
Mario: STOP IT WITH THE FADS LUIGI! >:O
*Mario, The Green Guy No One Cares About, and The Toadstool Nobody Cares About went to a place which was nice and my friend was there *
Toadstool that no one cares about and I want to mark my teritory on: Well heres the place you have to go to activate the cutscene that'll take you to the place that isn't nice nad mh friend is not there! D:
Geno: HEY WAIT UP I WANNA CUM TOOO!!!
Mario: Y U HYRE U GONNA GET DIS GAYME SUED CUZ U NT SUPOEZED 2 BEHYRE!111
Geno: I Geno Whoired them all ded.
Luigi: Cool man!
Mario: STFU Talking Green Brick!
*after the cutscene that took them to the not nice place without my friend D: *
Mario: This place isn't nice at all! And I miss the Narrator's Friend! D:
Luigi: MICROSOFT TEXT HAZ NO SPEL CHEK!!11 D:

dimentio: i guys here i a i returned so the title fits with teh story and now i'm leving cuz i'm emo k by

Mario: Shut up Luigi, just because you want attention doesn't mean you have to act retarded...
Geno STFU both of u and lets go deeper into this not nice place that no one knows how it looks because the John Freeman never wrote what it look like!
Mario: k'.
banjoandkazoie: hey guys hi can i com to?
Mario: *shoot*
Geno: *shoot
Luigi: *does it wrong*
*Mario, walking brck and Geno went to the castle that was in the not nice place without my friend! D: *
Mario: We made it! Now lets go into the caste and kill everyone in it because only evil people who are douche bags like Bowser and Ganon live in castles!
Luigi: Who's Ganon?
Geno: PLZ NARATUR KEEL LEWIGI OFF-FA-FA!!! Dx
*Luigi died because God hates him*
Geno and Mario: YAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!1
*Luigi comes back from hell as U.N. owen and shoots Mario and Geno because satan loves Luigi*
Mario and Geno: D:
Mario: GENO SPAM GENO WHIRL!!11
Geno: No.
Mario: FINE I USE SOMEHINGMAGIC AND THE FINAL LUIGI BOSS FELL AND BROKE THE CASTLE AND THE PRINVCESS WAS SAVED QAND THEY LIVED HAPPY EVER AFTER THE END I LIKE COFEE!

[Captain Blue]

Not as good as uh oh spagettio...if you're going to try making an obvious troll story, try doing some things the 'god in the making' used. Harry Sinclair pwnz j00.

Also, read "A Cheesecake in Time" for the best mario fanfiction ever.

[Strong Bad]

This is the most obvious troll fic I ever read. >>

[Super Shadoo™]

You guys are mean I worked real hard on this! Dx It took forever to think of the story line and plot twists and characters! Jeez...

[Crappy Shifty Luigi]

Think of it this way, would Luigi ever kill anyone? Would MARIO kill anyone? And take this into effect. The story title is way off, and death is everywhere on Digi, make it so there is not any death, mk?

~Super Luigi

[Mantis15]

I'm still attempting to write a better troll fic.

I still need the story idea. :c

[Lord Krump]

That was a decent effort at an intentionally bad story. Here's my example.

Super Paper Mario 2: Mario Takes a Dump

Mario: Mama-mia, those-a spicy meatballs really did the trick...

Luigi: What is-a wrong, brother?

Mario: Luigi... I need to take-a-the-dump...

Luigi: But brother, you cannot take-a-the-dump without the-a toilet paper...

Mario: I have-a that covered...

*10 minutes later...*

Mario: It's-a time, brother!

*Mario shoves Luigi up his butt.*

Luigi: What-a-are you doing, brother?

Mario: You're-a-made of paper!

Luigi: What the-a-*crag* are you talking about!? Wa- ACK!

Mario: Oh no, I shoved him up too far!

Luigi: MARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO----ack...

Mario: ...

Luigi: ...

Bowser: GWAHAHAHA! NOW THERE'S SOME PLUMBING NOT EVEN THE MARIO BROTHERS CAN FIX!

Peach: You said it, big daddy.

Bowser: CAN IT, BITCH!

*And so, Bowser and Peach drive off in the koopamobile and live happily ever after. They have plenty of disturbing human-turtle-dragon children. As for Mario and Luigi? Well, it's best not to say...*

THE END