"... But I think there's a monster in that closet. Or something." Abstract muttered, staring at one of the storage closets located around the fort. "Maybe it's so full that it's about to burst? Or maybe someone got locked in there..." The girl thought aloud, listening to the door creak and watching it rattle. She shrugged it off and reached to open it.
The door burst open, various objects falling from it... broken game consoles in need of repair, recorded DVDs, comics, many other nerdy objects came tumbling down ― on top of all of those in the vicinity.
Of course, every good fort has secret passageways. Naturally, there was one inside the closet.
The girl could be heard hissing various curse words from under a pile of electronics that were still in their original boxes.
*Shy Guy pops out of the clutter from the closet* Ow! Be more careful when you open closet doors, OK? *Stands up* Man, I never thought I would get wedged between an NES and a Dreamcast. It's hot in there!
The boxes started fmoving in one direction... "What are you doing to my body- I... mean... stuff closet? And why are you searching for a secret passage after I started talking?" MetMan.EXE was angry as heck.