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[Happy Mask Salesman]

Both of the Thwomps were in the air. "When is Mario going to get here? I want to squish him!" Thwomp #1 said.

"Shut up! I don't know when he's going to get here." Thwomp #2 said.

"But I'm bore-" Thwomp #1 was interupted, for Thwomp #2 threw one of the spikes on his body at Thwomp #1.

"Shh...I think someone's coming." Thwomp #2 said. The two Thwomps then got ready to attempt to squish the next poster.

[Super Tsuki]

*skipped undernearth them, happily*

[Happy Mask Salesman]

Thwomp #2 grinned evilly as he attempted to squish Omoi.

[Super Tsuki]

*She was SQUISHIFIED. And became very very sad because of this*
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA D;

[Happy Mask Salesman]

"HA! I finally squished someone!" Thwomp #2 said with pride. Thwomp #2 then went back up into the air.

[Tayl]

For some reason, Mango thought it'd be a good idea to come rolling by, right underneath the Thwomps.

Mangos aren't very smart, are they?

[Happy Mask Salesman]

"Hey...is that a mango?" Thwomp #1 asked.

"I dunno. Why don't you squish it." Thwomp #2 said.

"Fine." Thwomp #1 then attempted to squish Mango.

[Macha]

Ratatosk examines the pair.

Raises an eyebrow.

Walks around 'em.

[Tayl]

Mango looked up in terror at the falling enemy, and proceeded to pump out Sunny D from it's eyes; aiming straight towards the Thwomp.

Because Vitamin-C enriched beverages are totally helpful when it comes to self defense.

[Happy Mask Salesman]

Thwomp #1 let out a high-pitched scream, as he flew towards the sky. Seconds later, Thwomp #1 landed on the ground.

"OW!" Thwomp #1 shouted.

"You idiot!" Thwomp #2 shouted.

Thwomp #1 then went back up into the air, and assumed his original position, ready to squish anyone else...that was not a mango.

[Tayl]

Mango laughed maniacally at her victory, and then carried on with her daily walk.

Never underestimate mangoes. They might just unleash the power of the sun on you...

[Macha]

SUNNY D

MY ONE WEAKNESS

fffffffffffff

[BAMFing ARCHER]

((Win, indeed!))

[Tayl]

"MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO-MANGO MANGO!"

Which roughly translates to "YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, NOW WATCH OUT UNLESS YOU WANNA BE TASTIN' THE POWER-PACKED TASTE OF SUNNY D!"

Then the mango left.

...And then a balloon with a face floated by.

QUICK POP IT

[Happy Mask Salesman]

"What's this? It's a balloon!" Thwomp #1 shouted. Thwomp #1 slowly reached out to grab the balloon, however, that was quickly ruined when Thwomp #2 threw another spike at the balloon.

"Shut up! We have more people to squish." Thwomp #2 said.