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Black Yoshi
Vampire
Joined: 17 Jun 2007
Posts: 14673
HP: 31 MP: 10 Lives: 1
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| Aita wrote: | -appears out of no where-
GUYS I DON'T HAVE A PENIS, I'M A LOLI AND I DON'T HAVE AIDS, LET ME JOIN YOU ON YOUR QUEST. I HAVE STRAWBERRY JUICE. |
Yes. Yes please.
Exuro took aim at the Grenades and entered a Fallout 3 VATS-style mode of shooting. Targeting each grenade, he fired a spray of SMG fire at each one. |
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Shadow Kingdom
Spell Seal
Burning
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 12201
HP: 80 MP: 0 Lives: 3
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| Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 6:14 pm
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His blood soaked machine gun roaring, each round slamming into another zombie, shattering their bones. As the man with the horrible name cut them down efficiently, he shouted praises to assorted gods of battle, cutting a swathe through their ranks. However, a machine gun tends to run out of ammo rather quickly. SK fumbled for his next ammo belt, he quickly realized he didn't have much time. Wielding a well-polished knife and strapping his machine gun to his back, SK sliced through the strange hermaphroditic zombie girls, slowly fighting his way to the back. All in incredible detail. |
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Bartz Klauser
BAMFing ARCHER
Werewolf
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
Posts: 7637
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 4
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| Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 6:42 pm
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Cue in the maniacal screams and Butz chopping down various loli zombies, 'K? |
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Plastic Mario
Vampire
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 20799
HP: 94 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:09 pm
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"Finally, a vagina!"
The vomiting of grenades ceased, but another thing started; The AIDS zombie loli futas began emerging from their medicine with full body armour.
'Cause, y'know, they can. |
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MALAK
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 34747
HP: 10 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:33 pm
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"*crag* we're screwed AGAIN"
His Rokkit Launchair Arm reverted back to a regular arm, and he grabbed and threw the Loli Zombies at each other ala SMB2. Even though he wasn't purposely referencing it.
...right? |
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Frozenwinters
Aita
Joined: 30 Aug 2007
Posts: 25292
HP: 1 MP: 0 Lives: 4
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| Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:23 pm
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"The only way to defeat a loli is with wit! Because you all know we have small brains. :)"
She seemed unphased by what was going on... as if it had happened before... |
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Bartz Klauser
BAMFing ARCHER
Werewolf
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
Posts: 7637
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 4
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| Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:25 pm
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"How about this...'There is no way to be inconsistent, since you would have to be consistently inconsistent!'" |
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Frozenwinters
Aita
Joined: 30 Aug 2007
Posts: 25292
HP: 1 MP: 0 Lives: 4
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| Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:27 pm
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| Bartz Klauser wrote: | | "How about this...'There is no way to be inconsistent, since you would have to be consistently inconsistent!'" |
-eyes go gray, slumps to the floor- |
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Plastic Mario
Vampire
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 20799
HP: 94 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:34 pm
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"Well.
That's certainly inconsistent.
Anyway, make things more exciting or else I'll have to do it for you."
The zombiethings proceeded to pull guns out of their skimpy clothing.
Yaaaay. |
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Shadow Kingdom
Spell Seal
Burning
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 12201
HP: 80 MP: 0 Lives: 3
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| Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:46 pm
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SK proceeded to the spinny kicky thing that Ryu and Ken do in the Street Fighter series. Breaking free from the mass of zombies, SK ran to a nearby bush, and retrieved a railgun. Because he knew this would happen one day. |
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Super ShadowArticuno
Joined: 10 Jun 2007
Posts: 29080
HP: 99 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:51 pm
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The mysterious stranger, completely ignoring the fact that he had a plot to revive today, ran in with a medieval mace of sorts. Realizing the mace would do nearly nothing to the armor of the lolis, he jumped beside SA as they both whipped out machine guns and wildly fired, yelling out wild battlecries that sounded like those raving rabbids after cutting the helium supply.
"DAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" |
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Bartz Klauser
BAMFing ARCHER
Werewolf
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
Posts: 7637
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 4
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| Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:55 pm
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"Hey, the crazy battle cry is my thing!" cried Butz, jumping back and whipping out a set of...two cannons? from a hammerspace bag. "I love cannons, don't you?" |
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Super ShadowArticuno
Joined: 10 Jun 2007
Posts: 29080
HP: 99 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:58 pm
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Pikachu poked his head out of one of the cannons.
"Yeah, I love cannons. They serve as great places for the cute mascot character to hide." >:3 |
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Bartz Klauser
BAMFing ARCHER
Werewolf
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
Posts: 7637
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 4
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| Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:46 pm
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And thus, was Pikachu used as cannon ammunition. |
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MALAK
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 34747
HP: 10 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:47 pm
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"I still don't get this.
At all." |
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