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[Popple]

If you don't own these, assuming you have the consoles, you are a faggot.

FF: Crystal Chronicles:
When the game came out, the barrier for entry was steep, but worth the effort. Now that you can get *crag* GBA to GBC cables for nothing and GBAs for pretty cheap, though you should already own at least two if you aren't a faggot because it has a better library than the PSP or DS ever will, you have no excuse not to play this game. I pumped damn near one hundred dollars into this *crag* when it came out and I don't regret one damn cent of it.

This is the best *crag* game on the GC.

It's Diablo but better because you are all in the same room.

If you have never played Crystal Chronicles you need to go *crag* yourselves.

The new ones suck and do no justice to the original property.

So go *crag* buy it you fags.

Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords:

This came out on damn near every console ever made, so you better *crag* own it. It is quite possible the best *crag* puzzle game ever made, except Tetris, and if you don't own it you are a fag.

The new one is decent, but if you haven't played this one you need to *crag* off.

Buy it on the 360. It's *crag* ten bucks and you can get the expansion pack as well.

I have lost countless hours of sleep playing this and I don't regret it.

Any of it.

*crag* you.

Work Time Fun:

Best game on the PSP.

Ever.

Ramen Timers.

*crag*.

Dead Rising:

Resident Evil is for pussies.

If you are a real man, you *crag* play Dead Rising.

*crag* millions of zombies.

And not that Wii shit either.

360, let's do this.

*crag*.

You can kill zombies with a guitar and then ride a roller coaster with a guitar and then ride a zombie with a guitar.

Simon Belmont never had a *crag* guitar.

Chainsaws.

LittleBig Planet:

It's pretty good.

*crag*.

Tetris

DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA DA

DA DA DA

THAT IS GOOD MUSIC

AND THEN YOU PUT THE FIVE BLOCK

AND ITS LIKE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mario Double Dash Karts

The other one sucks dick;

animal crossing is a good game also

Harvest Moon is ok sometimes

have you ever played disgaea

LET ME TELL YOU

ABOUT MOLE MANIA FOR THE GAMEBOY

NOW THERE IS A GAME

YOU FIGT A KANGAROO

AND DIG HOLES

YOUR CHILDREN GET KIDNAPPED BY WARIO

AND YOU ARE LIKE SHIT SON'

AND YOU DIG THAT SHIT

THE GROUND

YOU DIG THROUH IT

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

IM REALLY TIRED

WHY IS IT 230 IN THE MORNING

I DIDNT SLEEP LAST NIGHT

INSTEAD I PLATED DISGAEAE THREE

HYAHYAYHYAHYA BOOM

YOU SHOULD OWN VALKYRIA CHRONICLES

LET ME TELL YOU

ABOUT

WARLOCKED

ON GAMEBOY COLOR

NOW THAT

WAS A REAL TIME STRATEGY GAME

YOU COULD BE A HUMANS OR THE ORCS

BUT NO ONE WANTS TO BE THE *crag* HUMANS

BECAUSE THEY DONT HAVE SKELETON ARCHERS

NOW YOU SEE

WHAT YOU DO IS GATHER GOLD FROM THE MINES

AND THEN YOU CUT DOWN TRESS
AND THEN YOU MAKE SOLDIERS AND YOU GO GET THE WIZARD THAT TURNS PEOPLE INTO CHICKENS

AND THEN YOU TURN THE ENEMY INTO CHICKENS

DRAGON EGGS ALSO

YOUR BASE IS A BIG ASS SPIDER

AND THAT IS WHY IT IS THE BEST GAME EVER

I SAW A COPY OF COBRA TRIANGLE AT THE GAMEXCHANGE TODAY

AND I WAS LIKE DAMN SON

*crag* BOATS

AND THEN I WAS GOING TO BUY A DREAM CAST

AND PLAY SOUL CALIBUR

BUT THEN I REMEMBERED THAT STREET FIGHTER 4 WAS BETTER

HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED BIONIC COMMANDO

YOU CANT JUMP

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NO

SHUT UP

*crag*

THAT GAME IS AWESOME

YOU SWING

AND YOU SHOOT A GUN

AND THEN ITS LIKE

OMG THE ALBATROSS

AND THEN YOU HAVE TO KILL THE ELEVATOR

AND THEN

YOU HAVE TO RESCUE SUPER JOE

*crag* STOLE SUPER JOE

*crag*

AND THEN

HAVE YOU EVER

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[Goron Mask]

WELL SLAP ME WITH A MOTHER *crag* RUBBER DICK POPS, THATS ALOT OF *crag* MERCHANDISE I NEED TO BE PLAYING RIGHT NOW

[Celeste Dimentia]

Well, I've played, um, Tetris, Mario Kart Double Dash, and Animal Crossing... o.o

[Crappy Blue Luigi]

I rented Crystal Chronicles one time.

I couldn't figure out what the *crag* I was supposed to do.

[Super BLU Spy]

Poople's Games I Don't Own Because Faggot is an Uncool Term

[Steve]

Best topic ever.

[Geno]

I was thinking about doing a topic about "games Geno shall force you to play" or somethign, but I can see you beat me.

Damn... I might make my topic anyway.

[Paper_Waluigi]

I loved Crystal Chronicles when I was a kid. 4-player was difficult to set up 'cause you needed 4 GBAs and 4 cables but it was so *crag* cash. ФֻФ

[Super ShadowArticuno]

Alternate name: Games that SA should own but doesn't because he owes his father too much money$

I've really wanted to play most of the games on that list that I don't already own$ D:

[Rusty Shackleford]

I loved FF:CC

I spent my four year old days playing tetris, I hate AC GCN, I always wanted to play Dead Rising, LBP = Me no likey ):<

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[Flavio]

*crag* you, Resident Evil isn't for pussies. D:

And yeah flavio has all the games you mentioned that aren't on X-Box and PSP/