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The Double Duece!
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 Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:03 pm
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Do you play croquet?
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Tails Doll
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| Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:10 pm
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Why yes, I do! |
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Bartz Klauser
Gilgamesh
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| Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:12 pm
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"Indeed, I do!" |
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The Double Duece!
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| Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:36 am
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[thread revival lol]
THEN LET THE GAMES BEGIN
*drags the two to a croquet court that pops up seemingly out of nowhere, it seems normal...
Except for the fact that the hedgehogs were the croquet balls.
Also, that the mallets were flamingos.
The hoops were her own card soliders.
Also, there w- ah forget it, this is screwed up.* |
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Tails Doll
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| Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:16 pm
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"Uhh, is there a trick to this game, Queen?" He asked.
He stared in confusion. |
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The Double Duece!
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| Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:04 am
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It's croquet, you fool! You said you played it! If you lied to me, then...
OFF WITH YOUR HEAD |
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Tails Doll
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| Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:01 pm
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"Uh oh." The Air Marshal thought quickly. "Uhh, I meant to say I played a different type of croquet. With mallets and balls and hoops." |
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The Double Duece!
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| Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:46 am
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"What nonsense! Everyone knows that you play croquet with flamingos, hedgehogs and 'hoops'!"
She then proceeded to pick up a flamingo, that was green for some reason, and straightened it out, and walked up to a hedgehog. |
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Tails Doll
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| Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:27 pm
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"Well, Queen, you can't be wrong." The Air Marshal said, sweating underneath his helmet.
He looked at the assortment of flamingo mallets. He got what looked to him like the most normal looking flamingo, though that probably wasn't any different from the others, and got it, waiting nervously for his turn. |
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The Double Duece!
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| Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:06 pm
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The one he picked was a pink flamingo, leaned over. By the way it looked it almost seemed, um...to put it bluntly, retarded, compared to the Queen's, which looked rather serious.
“Kids these days…” The Queen muttered, pulling on the flamingo's neck, making it straighten out. She took aim, and swung, spinning around in mid-air. Naturally, she missed the hedgehog. But to save those around her from being beheaded, A tiny man with a crown, The King of Hearts ran up to the hedgehog and nudged it to move, and it started to run then roll, and the ‘hoops’ so she could win.
In case you got so bored you couldn't read that, basically, she's cheating. |
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Tails Doll
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| Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:17 pm
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The Air Marshal said nothing, in fear of humiliation or decapitation. He, with flamingo in hand, tried his best to get a few hoops in, whacking his hedgehog carefully. The gimmicks of the garden intimidated him more than anything. |
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The Double Duece!
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| Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:28 pm
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Suddenly, his flamingo stood up while he was trying to hit a flamingo, laughing.
The Queen chuckled a bit. |
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Tails Doll
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| Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:30 pm
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The Air Marshal tried to hit again, mumbling. |
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The Double Duece!
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| Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:50 am
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This time, he actually managed to do it. However, the same way the Queen cheated, this time, rather then try to get it in, they moved out of the way. |
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