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Bartz Klauser
Ferus Astrum
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
Posts: 7637
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 4
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And so, Archer's Badass Longcoat flew upwards, and summoned various divine beings, who smote I_L_P with their divine essences. Various demonic beings rose from the depths of hell as well, choosing to embrace the Longcoat's allmighty power. They also smote I_L_P with their demonic strength. |
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Bigger_Brother
I_like_Pi
Jailed
Joined: 09 Feb 2009
Posts: 364
HP: 0 MP: 6 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 8:45 pm
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xD, HTML and Javascript pVVn3d u!
"WHT?" Said I_like_Pi his Badass should have been defeated by my blow.
Swiftly doging blows I like Pi took the 999 DSs he bought from the store, WINrar'ed them and stuffer them in Archer's head (this is possable because of two reasons: WINrar pVVn5 and Archer's brain deminished segnificantly after reading my poasts "ARGH, MY IQ"). Then I_like_Pi turned on Wi-Fi for all the DSs and the Wi-Fi hotspot inside Super Sayian Archer's Head laged so epicly that the whole plot of the Iliad AND Oddesy happened before he tried to poast his next poast. When his poast was finaly poasted, he was striked for Nectropoast. |
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bobz
bobzearth42
Joined: 26 Mar 2008
Posts: 11543
HP: 10 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 8:50 pm
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AND I JUMP IN HERE AND *crag* GODMOD I_L_P INTO THIRTY DIFFERENT LEVELS OFF HELL AT ONCE. |
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Bigger_Brother
I_like_Pi
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Joined: 09 Feb 2009
Posts: 364
HP: 0 MP: 6 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 8:57 pm
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xD, HTML and Javascript pVVn3d u!
And I get out of those thirty levels oh hell and coment on how me sitting at a chair and thinking infront of the computer had soo many hazerds to my life:
CONCLUSION:
DON'T THINK WHILE ON THE COMPUTER (DIGIBUTTER)! |
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bobz
bobzearth42
Joined: 26 Mar 2008
Posts: 11543
HP: 10 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 8:57 pm
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AND THEN I KILL YOU. |
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Bartz Klauser
BAMFing ARCHER
Werewolf
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
Posts: 7637
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 4
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| Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:05 pm
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And then, out of the blue, the awesome Enuo appears, and smites I_L_P into another five hundred and seventy-two thousand levels in hell, across fifteen hundred dimensions. |
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Bigger_Brother
I_like_Pi
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Joined: 09 Feb 2009
Posts: 364
HP: 0 MP: 6 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:19 pm
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xD, HTML and Javascript pVVn3d u!
And then the universe explodes from a logic bomb due to lack of consistancy and total randomness and slowly destroys everything, however, the spirit of I_like_Pi lives on.
~The END~ |
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Bartz Klauser
BAMFing ARCHER
Werewolf
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
Posts: 7637
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 4
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| Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:22 pm
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The sequel:
And then a spinny bidoofkarp appears beside I_L_P, and stops spinning, tearing the remaining shreds of existence apart. |
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Lord Bob
Vampire
Joined: 05 May 2007
Posts: 21056
HP: 61 MP: 8 Lives: 5
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| Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:25 pm
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HEY
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE
I SWEAR TO MYSELF, THAT IF SOMEONE IS TRYING TO USE MY LEGENDARY POWER
THERE WILL BE NO CAKE FOR ANYONE |
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Bartz Klauser
Ferus Astrum
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
Posts: 7637
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 4
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| Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:46 pm
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Badass Longcoat: Sup, Spinny. |
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Lord Bob
Vampire
Joined: 05 May 2007
Posts: 21056
HP: 61 MP: 8 Lives: 5
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| Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:50 pm
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WHO THE HELL ARE YOU
ARE YOU THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR NO ONE GETTING CAKE
BECAUSE I LOVE MY CAKE
AND NOW I WON'T EVEN GET IT
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH |
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Bartz Klauser
Ferus Astrum
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
Posts: 7637
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 4
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| Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:14 pm
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"No, I'm just a badass longcoat. You know, the sort that gods and demons alike worship. And some guy beyond the fourth wall did it, jerk. He got no cake, right?" |
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Lord Bob
Vampire
Joined: 05 May 2007
Posts: 21056
HP: 61 MP: 8 Lives: 5
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| Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:17 pm
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NO
NO ONE GETS CAKE
I WILL DESTROY HIM
AND I WILL NOT WORSHIP YOU
INSTEAD
YOU SHALL WORSHIP ME
AND BECOME MY SERVANT
NOW, FETCH ME SOME WOMEN
I WISH TO PLEASURE MYSELF WITH THEM. |
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Bartz Klauser
Ferus Astrum
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
Posts: 7637
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 4
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| Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:36 pm
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"How will I fetch anyone? I'm just a floating longcoat!" |
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Lord Bob
Vampire
Joined: 05 May 2007
Posts: 21056
HP: 61 MP: 8 Lives: 5
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| Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:38 pm
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DAMMIT
ARE YOU DISOBEYING ME?
I WILL TEACH YOU TO DISOBEY ME
DO AS I SAY NOW AND YOU WILL BE SPARED FROM MY WRATH |
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