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Parabuzzy Queen
Macha



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:43 pm   Reply with quote
Go here. :3

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<na-dragon> Who would win in a fight?  A Z-Fighter from dragon ball z, or a jedi master?
<jonblake> Well, thats a good question, there are alot of things that need to be factored in
<jonblake> Z fighters can fly, shoot big balls of energy, go really fast, and releport etc
<na-dragon> Yes but a jedi master can see all of that happen before he does it, and he has a light saber..
<jonblake> I guess this is one of those things in life we will never really know
<Vyse> *crag*, Has either one of you ever even SEEN what a pussy looks like?


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<KuAm-KuAm-KuAm-KuAm-KuAm> have you ever thought what it would be like masturbating while in a teletubby outfit?
<Fr00ggyzor> Which teletubby?


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<Wheelman56> when i look back on what i just did to my dog i no longer wonder why i have no friends
<Jessi> what did you do to the poor thing
<Wheelman56> i took an empty cup and put it on my mouth and inhaled, therefore sticking it to my face
<Wheelman56> then i jumped up at down at my dog
<Wheelman56> waving my arms
<Wheelman56> and making bird sounds
<Wheelman56> ...


gogogo.
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Buzzy Mart    
God of Retro (apparently)
MattTheSpratt



Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 1533

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:54 pm   Reply with quote
The geniuses archived on bash.org wrote:
<maywood> Has a PC ever been known to start mysteriously working after it was thrown out a window?

<kevin> Nope, I've never known throwing a PC out the window to help. However, what I did find while I was working at my last job was that intimidation *does* work. When I was having a particularly bad day, I used to take some old equipment that we wouldn't have been able to sell outside, and go Office Space on it. Then, I'd bring the carcass inside, and leave it in plain view, to serve as a warning for the other computers. It worked remarkably well.

(gENERIC) who the hell came up with the word twat?
(gENERIC) that's the suavest thing i've heard next to love-tunnel

(Klarth) The faggotry express is RIGHT ON TIME
*** UltraMoogleMan (mega64man@212.knoxville-04rh16rt-ca.dial-access.att.net) has joined #Trivia
(L0ne_W0lf) ...
(L0ne_W0lf) You were RIGHT
(tal) right on time indeed

<lucid/#philosophy> your google-fu is weak.

<FLB> GRRR
<FLB> I put moisturizer on my hands in the washroom
<FLB> and couldnt turn the door knob to get out
<Hawk--> lol
<FLB> and there were no towels or anything
<FLB> Then I remember I could use my undershirt
<FLB> close call though

<Spike> Spam email title: "Did you get your dsjtlkasjt today?"
<Spike> Why no, no I did not.

<kuribo> [Random Topical Haiku] (Pedophilia) Stop touching my thing. Your hands are rough and calloused. I am only six.
<kuribo> [Random Topical Haiku] (Slashdot.org) I've Got A Cool Site. What The *crag*? So Much Traffic! Now My Server's Down.

<Gage> And then my teacher asked me, "Do you think it's alright for people to wear Confederate flags to school and scream racial epithets?" and I said "Yes, because then it'll be easier for us to know who to beat the shit out of."
<Gage> I thought that was funny
<Gage> And she didn't do anything about me saying "shit" either because we were discussing free speech and its role in school, it would've been too ironic for her to send me to the office
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TheSprattStore    
Parabuzzy Queen
Macha



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Posts: 11083

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:08 pm   Reply with quote
<soul|FL> say hypothetically yesterday i bought a life size buffy blow up doll and had sex with it

Yodo: Foogoo, what makes you think what I say is any less of a surprise to me than you?

<bumr> maybe he makes mad love to the penguin
<dys> Perhaps Cathy wears a Tux the Penguin suit for him.
<dys> And then he "debugs her code" all night long.
<bumr> cunnilinux

o_o
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Buzzy Mart    
Eh, wot
Super Slim
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:09 pm   Reply with quote


Quote:
* slippy drags you upstairs
<ginge> !
<slippy> to bed..
<ginge> !!
<slippy> to sleep!
<ginge> :(
<slippy> after a bit
<ginge> ;)
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Toad Town Shop    
High Priestess Paula
Count_Bleck



Joined: 27 Apr 2007
Posts: 29980

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:20 pm   Reply with quote
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<Romhog> anyone know what an (edict 75) repeating error is in 3wctf?
<Superf0Rk> Romhog- yes
<Superf0Rk> Romhog- but i'm not telling you
<Superf0Rk> Romhog- until you comment on my nipples
<Romhog> they look like little stereo knobs ;o


lolol
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Lapin Angelique    
RAWRRAWRRAWRwithtophatlol
Sumakima Josindu



Joined: 03 Feb 2008
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:23 pm   Reply with quote
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<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao
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Tails Doll



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Posts: 30513

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:26 pm   Reply with quote

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<Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static
<SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object
<SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d
<TorMuck> a sprite is a *crag* soda
<TorMuck> you *crag* geekass bastards
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Hell    
Paper Peach



Joined: 27 Jun 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:36 pm   Reply with quote
bunkrupt. When I bought fujitsu-siemens laptop, siemens sold its share.
<Fyad> Just curious what to buy next...
<r_heart> apple
<hoobsta> Apple
<sailo> apple


<Kuros> So this guy was selling Final Fantasy 7 on craigslist for $500
<Sniper_Wolf> hahahaha wow
<Kuros> yeah
<Kuros> so i just made another ad there with that dudes number
<Kuros> selling the game for $20


<LifeIsGood2u> I got the worst fortune after having a condom break
<Incubor> what
<LifeISGood2u> "Even the smallest leak can sink a ship"
<Incubor> Damn Asian Cookies


<richcollins> christ how long does a reboot take
<w3wsrmn> took him 3 days
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Paper Peach's Shop    
LIL BLUE VS. BIG BLUE
Crappy Blue Luigi
Vampire


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:51 pm   Reply with quote
<Patrician|Away> what does your robot do, sam
<bovril> it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls
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Paradeem 8    
Negi-chama
Super Tsuki
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:51 pm   Reply with quote
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<HomerJ> Microsoft could shit in a box, adn most people would buy it


I wouldn't~

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<Infe> but if i ever hit a deer with my car i'll be damned if i don't try to finish it off, i'll need the food after all my money is fixing the car#@$#@


Wat

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<ikkenai> i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers
[/quote]

umg kidnapr

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<Guilty> Oh god I just changed my pw and instantly forgot it


lolfail[color=#c735de]
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Junk shop    
cool
Lord Bob
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:55 pm   Reply with quote
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<@Saiko> Hello #sqrxz my name is Claudia, I have 36D tits and I am very horny. You can read more about me HERE ----> ( http://goatse.cx http://goatse.cx ) and i also have some nude pictures of me! I also talk about when I had oral sex with my roomate. I'm only 17 and I'm very lonely, pls cum and chat with me!
<@Zinco> Who would be retarded enough to click on a link they could not see?
<Loco-san> HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT!!!!!!


ahahaha owned
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NON BANNER    
Negi-chama
Super Tsuki
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:00 pm   Reply with quote
Captain Gordon wrote:
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<@Saiko> Hello #sqrxz my name is Claudia, I have 36D tits and I am very horny. You can read more about me HERE ----> ( http://goatse.cx http://goatse.cx ) and i also have some nude pictures of me! I also talk about when I had oral sex with my roomate. I'm only 17 and I'm very lonely, pls cum and chat with me!
<@Zinco> Who would be retarded enough to click on a link they could not see?
<Loco-san> HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT!!!!!!


ahahaha owned
OH GOD XD
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Junk shop    
LIL BLUE VS. BIG BLUE
Crappy Blue Luigi
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:17 pm   Reply with quote
[ron`] Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll *crag* you with a rake

* Quits: crag-- (crag@202.154.72.136) (Dead girls dont say no)
* Quits: KiM (KiM@134.115.157.196) (going for a walk :p)
<@ShowDowN> that is sick
<@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in
<@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks
I found the above funnier because the guy's name was crag.
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Paradeem 8    
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