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OH GOD Manpersonguything Werewolf
Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 7249
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:25 am
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As... (ahem) wii all know,the wii is filled with poor games because kids love games involving mini games, and flailing around with a point system involved. So I came up with a awesome point system to show what's good, crap, bad,and shitty.
Answer each question. You start with 0 points. add and subtract points based off of the answer.
How much of the controls are motion controls? Heavy. almost all of them/all of them [-20] Light. Only for pointing at screen and/or attacking (like shaking the Wii mote in Super Mario Galaxy) [+12] None. All buttons. [+15]
Do you know the publisher that made the game? (ie, Sega, EA, Nintendo,ect) Yes, They are well known [+10] Sorta. I have herd of them/I know them, but it's a small company. [-5] No. Never herd of them. [-30]
Does the game have typos in the title? (ie Dogz, or Petz) No. [+2] Yes. [don't buy it]
What is the game rated? E [no point change] T or M [+4]
Now, lets talk about the type of game. It's all minigames. [-10] It's a full game with levels/or structure. [+6]
Is it called "Mad World"? No [no point change] Yes [buy it]
Is it called "Super Smash Bros.brawl? No [no point change] Yes [buy it]
Look on the back of the box. Does it say you can use Mii's? Yes [-8] No [+1]
Is it a simulation game? No [+4] Yes [-25]
Is it based off of somthing? (Movie, book, ect) Yes. A product. (ie M&M's or crayola) [-9396828471956] Yes, a book or movie or somthing else [-25] No. It's original. [+5]
Is it based off of another game? (not counting squeals) yes [lol rehash, -15] No [+10]
Go to http://www.metacritic.com/games/ and lookup that game. Round the score title to the nearest tenth. 0 [-100] 10[-80] 20 [-60] 30 [-40] 40 [-20] 50 [-15] 60 [-10] 70 [0] 80 [+25] 90 [+ 50] 100 [+100]
DA END.
If it is in the negatives, don't buy it. It depends on other factors like how much money you have and it costs, so you be the judge of if that point total is good enough for you.
Elebits: 75. And that is exactly the score from metacritic. Creepy.
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Eh, wot Super Slim Vampire
Joined: 16 Jul 2007 Posts: 5041
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:36 am
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Warioware is completely made up of microgames, yet it's still epic. |
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God of Retro (apparently) MattTheSpratt
Joined: 09 Apr 2008 Posts: 1533
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:07 am
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Samurai Warriors: Katana. Final Score: 26 But it's too late now, I got it for my 17th. :\ |
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cool Lord Bob Vampire
Joined: 05 May 2007 Posts: 21056
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:10 am
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Prinny is based on Disgaea, but it's a platformer, not a tactical RPG. |
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Flavio Vampire
Joined: 05 Jul 2007 Posts: 10649
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:23 am
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This is stupid.
You're stupid. |
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RULE ONE OF FIGHT CLUB Steve
Joined: 21 Sep 2007 Posts: 11460
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:28 am
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Why the *crag* would an age rating change anything for you. Unless you're a *crag* that holes themselves up in a room and only goes out to buy the latest edition of Death Kill Blood Saga 4 then it doesn't change shit.  |
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