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Kamek Koopa
Aran Ryan
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Joined: 16 May 2007
Posts: 17259
HP: 95 MP: 2 Lives: 3
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 Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:02 pm
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Made by none other than ME! Wario! And, lucky for you bozos, this little gadget will be sent around so you could have a copy of your own...
... For only 9,001 coins each! Haha!
*He reached into hammerspace and pulled out what looked like a combination of a leaf blower and a vacuum cleaner*
DUN DUN DUN DUUUUNNN! BEHOLD! THE ROCK-IT LAUNCHER!
This is the ultimate weapon to make all the other losers cry like little wimps! Just a warning, though, some results may end up having the target's body explode into a million pieces.
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Tails Doll
Joined: 04 Jun 2007
Posts: 30513
HP: 100 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:04 pm
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Pommy prepared himself for the trouble Wario was bound to cause. |
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Kamek Koopa
Aran Ryan
Vampire
Joined: 16 May 2007
Posts: 17259
HP: 95 MP: 2 Lives: 3
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| Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:12 pm
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*He strapped the vacuum cleaner piece to his back and held the leaf blower part in his hands*
Watch and learn!
*A target dummy, a car and a small shack were lined up in a row nearby*
*Wario took out a baseball and loaded it into the vacuum piece and aimed at the dummy. Seconds later, he pulled the trigger of his device, sending the baseball flying at the dummy at speeds faster than a bullet. Upon contact, the dummy's head snapped off of it's place completely*
*He turned around
Chances of your target's body exploding is rather slim. Maybe about-a... five percent-a chance of that happening. |
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Parabuzzy Queen
Macha
Joined: 18 Jun 2007
Posts: 11083
HP: 10 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:23 pm
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"That don't look safe."
"...how much yer askin'?" >3> |
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Kamek Koopa
Aran Ryan
Vampire
Joined: 16 May 2007
Posts: 17259
HP: 95 MP: 2 Lives: 3
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| Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:36 pm
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*He pointed to a stand, which seemed to hold a decent supply of Rock-It Launchers*
One Rock-It Launcher is worth 9,001 coins. You won't be disappointed!
*He loaded another baseball into his Launcher. He aimed and then shot at the radiator of the parked car.
Seconds later... the car caught fire and then exploded as the baseball shot through the engine and gas tank.*
And THAT was only using a normal baseball! You all like, yes? I THOUGHT SO! |
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Parabuzzy Queen
Macha
Joined: 18 Jun 2007
Posts: 11083
HP: 10 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:37 pm
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"...Think I'll pass."
She looks slightly disappointed about it, though. |
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Kamek Koopa
Aran Ryan
Vampire
Joined: 16 May 2007
Posts: 17259
HP: 95 MP: 2 Lives: 3
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| Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:41 pm
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WHAT?! Are you expecting a price drop or somethin', lady?
... Well, that discout sale will be happening in the next [roll=10] minutes. Because I felt like it. |
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Simsmagic
Anti-Simsmagic
Joined: 13 Jun 2007
Posts: 10482
HP: 28 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:45 pm
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"I'll take it! I could use yet another dangerous weapon to add to my arsenal of dangerous weapons."
He opened a portal to his vault, where he dug around a bit for some gold. Wario might see an extremely large amount of gold and jewels in there. |
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Psst...
Die4Less
Vampire
Joined: 02 Jul 2008
Posts: 3681
HP: 95 MP: 0 Lives: 2
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| Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:46 pm
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* A small group of Orks took note of this invention and tried to steal a couple of them.* |
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Kamek Koopa
Aran Ryan
Vampire
Joined: 16 May 2007
Posts: 17259
HP: 95 MP: 2 Lives: 3
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| Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:49 pm
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*His eyes twitched*
So... much... munny...
*A nearby alarm clock had rung as small fireworks began to shoot out of the Rock-It stand's sign*
SALE TIME! ACT NOW AND YOU'LL GET YOUR OWN ROCK-IT LAUNCHER FOR ONLY 4,999 COINS!
If you don't buy now, you'll be a loser! H-hey! Those are NOT for stealing!
*He loaded up his Rock-It Launcher with loads of junk, metal, baseballs and other stuff and aimed it at the Orks* |
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Black Yoshi
Exuro
Joined: 17 Jun 2007
Posts: 14673
HP: 31 MP: 10 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:52 pm
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I'd buy one... but I have the V3.0 Schematics already.  |
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Simsmagic
Anti-Simsmagic
Joined: 13 Jun 2007
Posts: 10482
HP: 28 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:52 pm
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After a while, he came out holding a large bag of coins, followed by a closing the portal.
"Will this cover it?" He asked. |
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Psst...
Die4Less
Vampire
Joined: 02 Jul 2008
Posts: 3681
HP: 95 MP: 0 Lives: 2
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| Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:54 pm
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*The Orks took about three copies of this item, and began to carry them away*
Slugga Boy 1: Ha, da boss 'ould like dis ding.
Slugga Boy 2: Now, 'ich button makes dis ding go?
Nob 1: Stop yer foolin around ya runts, dis iz important equipment for da boss.
*The items hit, and blew up on the Orks*
Slugga Boy 1: Uh, boss? Do we'z get shot?
Nob 1: Aren't ya da masta of da obvious? Keep runnin'.
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Kamek Koopa
Aran Ryan
Vampire
Joined: 16 May 2007
Posts: 17259
HP: 95 MP: 2 Lives: 3
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| Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:55 pm
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*He immediately took the bag of coins and then gave a Rock-It Launcher to Anti*
Have fun killing stuff.
| Exuro wrote: | | I'd buy one... but I have the V3.0 Schematics already. :shifty: |
Oh yeah? Prove it, loser!
*He continued to fire his barrage of shots at the Orks*
PUT THOSE BACK!
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Simsmagic
Anti-Simsmagic
Joined: 13 Jun 2007
Posts: 10482
HP: 28 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:58 pm
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"Oh I will alright..."
He opened another portal and left. |
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