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Happy Mask Salesman
Klept
Joined: 16 Aug 2008
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*Stares at the other Tayl, wide-eyed.*
Tayl, do you have a clone machine too? |
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Tayl
Joined: 18 May 2007
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| Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:33 pm
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Nope, but sometimes I wind up with clones because of all of those paradoxes I cause. So, what's the problem?
Clone: I feel...a serious problem! Like, I feel all "srs bizness" all of a sudden! Like, srs bizness as in dramatic possibly-angsty plot stuff!
How can this be?! I only allow humorous, light-hearted plots! Leave my presence at once!
Clone: but but but |
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Happy Mask Salesman
Klept
Joined: 16 Aug 2008
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| Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:35 pm
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Do you want me to use the cattleprod to get the clone out of here?
*Pulls out a cattleprod.* |
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Tayl
Joined: 18 May 2007
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| Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:38 pm
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Please do.
Clone: OH NOOOOOOO |
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Happy Mask Salesman
Klept
Joined: 16 Aug 2008
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| Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:39 pm
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*Zaps the clone with the cattleprod.*
LEAVE THIS PLACE! |
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Tayl
Joined: 18 May 2007
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| Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:43 pm
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Clone: D:! -flees-
That'll teach my alternate selves to try and be serious! |
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Bartz Klauser
Gilgamesh
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:43 pm
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"That still makes you crazy." |
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Tayl
Joined: 18 May 2007
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| Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:50 pm
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You say that like it's a bad thing...
Hey, wait, I just said that six posts ago! Oh no, my speech isn't diverse! |
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Bartz Klauser
Gilgamesh
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:52 pm
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"And you promise you won't steal anything from me? Not my money, anything from my vault, or worst of all, my armor." |
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Tayl
Joined: 18 May 2007
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| Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:01 pm
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Well, not right at this moment, but... |
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woooooo
iceball3
Joined: 29 Feb 2008
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| Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:13 pm
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"tayl!" rushes in "i have a major problem!..." |
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bobz
bobzearth42
Joined: 26 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:41 pm
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LITTLE HUMAN CAT GIRL THING WHATEVER THE HELL YOU ARE.
I HAVE A PROBLEM.
WELL, MULTIPLE ONES, BUT I CONSIDER THEM GIFTS.
MY COMPUTER BROKE DOWN SO THEN I WENT TO THE OFFICE TO FIX IT BUT THEY BECAME NINJAS AND ATTACKED ME BUT I PULLED SOME KUNG-FU OUT OF MY ASS AND THREW IT AT THEM AND THEY FLED AND THEIR MASTER CAME AND HE WAS TOO POWERFUL FOR THE KUNG-FU THAT I PULLED FROM MY ASS SO I PULLED A BOWL OF RAMEN FROM MY OVERFLOWING FAT AND THREW IT THAT WAY AND HE RAN FOR IT IN WHICH I FIRED MY SUPERBEAM AND HE DIED AND THEN SAMURI JACK CAME AND I ATE HIM AND HAD TO RUN BECAUSE THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WERE COMING AND THEN I SCREAMED "THE BRITISH ARE COMING" THROUGHOUT THE TOWN AND PUT MONOCLES AND MOUSTACHES AND TEACUPS ON THE POWERPUFF GIRLS AND THE TOWNSFOLK RAISED ARMS AGAINST THEM AND THEN GREAT BRITTAIN WAS ALL LIKE "YOU KILLED THE SUPERHEROS THAT REALLY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH US BUT HAD TEACUPS AND SUITS AND MOUSTACHES SO WE DECLARE WAR ON YOUR TOWN OF WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE" AND SO A BATTLE RAGED ON THE LITTLE PLAIN RIGHT NEXT TO THE TOWN AND THE BRITISH LOST BECAUSE THE LAND WAS NOT RIGHT FOR BATTLE AND THEN A METEOR WAS COMING AND SO I WAS ALL LIKE "OH COOL" AND BLEW IT UP AND BLEW UP THE TOWN AND BLEW UP BRITAIN AND BLEW UP THE OFFICE THAT WOULDN'T FIX MY BROKEN COMPUTER AND THEN BLEW UP THAT WORLD.
SO, HOW DO I GET TO POINT A FROM POINT B? |
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Tayl
Joined: 18 May 2007
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1) WHAT IS THE PROBLEM GOOD SIR
2) Simple...you don't. Points A and B are merely a part of a meaningless figment of your imagination, a figment that will soon be devoured by a metaphorical hobo that represents something cool. |
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Carpaccio
MetMan.EXE
Joined: 25 May 2007
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| Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:05 pm
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MetMan.EXE watched the rush of clients come in.
"We sure are getting a lot of business. If only they'd do more than they do now."
MetMan.EXE looked at the waiting area, which was full and massive. |
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bobz
bobzearth42
Joined: 26 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:40 pm
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MEANINGLESS FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION?
ALL MY IMAGINATION IS REAL.
ALL CREATION IS BORN FROM MY IMAGINATION.
YOU DARE CALL CREATION ITSELF MEANINGLESS?
I WOULD DO SOMETHING, BUT METAPHORICAL HOBOS ARE COOL.
YOU GOT LUCKY, PUNY ONE!
*WAFFLE leaves the office in some really destructive and overly flashy way* |
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