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The Double Duece!
Strong Bad
Joined: 10 Nov 2007
Posts: 11564
HP: 99 MP: 4 Lives: 1
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: dude.
You: tit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
AND ALSO,
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: No sex for you this time.
You: Okay.
You have disconnected.
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Typhoon
Typhoon
Dead
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 17329
HP: 0 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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ITT - We don't use the original topic OR the other fake topic. |
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The Double Duece!
Strong Bad
Joined: 10 Nov 2007
Posts: 11564
HP: 99 MP: 4 Lives: 1
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, I'd like to ask you a couple of questions.
Stranger: Okay, I suppose.
You: You were at the murder scene of my brother, correct?
Stranger: Yes, but only for about 30 minutes. I had to pick up groceries and when I saw your brother on the ground, *cragged* to death, I ran away.
You: Surely, your boss, Dagget, wouldn't know anything about this affair, would he?
Stranger: No, we have a saying at the office - "Never tell Dagget, he's such a faggot." So the answer is no.
You: Okay.
You: Thank you for your time.
You: Dickface.
Stranger: No problem,
Stranger: ASS
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Tails Doll
Joined: 04 Jun 2007
Posts: 30513
HP: 100 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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The Double Duece!
Strong Bad
Joined: 10 Nov 2007
Posts: 11564
HP: 99 MP: 4 Lives: 1
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Stranger: whats that
You: YOUR PENIS
Stranger: i strongly disagree |
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The Double Duece!
Strong Bad
Joined: 10 Nov 2007
Posts: 11564
HP: 99 MP: 4 Lives: 1
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Knock Knock!
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You: SNOOPINGAS USUAL, I SEE?
Stranger: I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!
You: HMMM...
You: THE TRAIN IS LATE
Stranger: I'LL HAVE TO GIVE MYSELF A PRRROMOTION!
You: PROMOTION!?
You: WHAT FOR!?
Stranger: YOU DUMBBOTS!
You: THIS IS LIKE BENDING SPAGHETTI.
You: I'M SUPER RRRRRRRRROBOTNIK!
Stranger: HAVE A FREE SAMPLE OF MY SUPER FREEZE BREATH
You: WITH MY NEW POWERS
You: TOMMOROW I'LL
You: TOMMOROW I'LL
You: TOMMOROW I'LL
You: TOMMOROW I'LL INVENT THOSE BLUEPRINTS
You: TOMMOROW I'LL START
You: TOMMOROW I'LL INVENT THE PINGAS
You: TOMMOROW I'LL BLAH
Stranger: THIS SACK OF GOLD CAN FINANCE A WHOLE ARMY OF ROBOT SOLDIERS TO TRAMPLE MOBIUS INTO SUBMISSION
Stranger: TOMORROW I'LL
You: TOMMOROW I'LL INVENT MY SEWER
You: I'LL PLUG WITH CRUD AND SLUDGE
You: TOMMOROW I'LL INVENT SHLIMMER IN THE COOLER
Stranger: UGNES UGNES EH EH PLUDGE! |
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Tails Doll
Joined: 04 Jun 2007
Posts: 30513
HP: 100 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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Two Robotniks are better than one! |
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The Double Duece!
Strong Bad
Joined: 10 Nov 2007
Posts: 11564
HP: 99 MP: 4 Lives: 1
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: the game
Stranger: hi
You: HELLO DICKFACE.
Stranger: -.-
You: HOW ARE YOU?
Stranger: great
Stranger: =d
Stranger: u?
You: HOW IS THAT GIANT PIMPLE ON YOUR NOSE.
You: NO.
You: WAIT
You: THAT'S YOUR DICK
You: THE ONE ON YOUR FACE.
Stranger: thats your mother
You: THAT'S YOUR MOTHER'S DICK
You: SHE HAS ONE
You: YOU SHOULD KNOW.
Stranger: oh
You: I'VE SEEN YOU *crag* HER BEFORE.
Stranger: really
Stranger: 
You: YES.
You: I AM HIDING IN FRONT OF YOUR WINDOW.
You: AT THIS VERY SECOND.
You: FAPPING.
Stranger: i dont have windows
Stranger: in my house
Stranger: =X
You: YES YOU DO
You: I JUST CREATED IT
You: ASSWAD
Stranger: REALLY
Stranger: r u magic
You: YEAH REALLY
Stranger: or someting like that?
You: wtf is a someting
Stranger: thing
Stranger: *
Stranger: priest
You: Okay, you're a fruity.
You: BYE NOW.
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: a/s/l
Stranger: uh ?
You: FAGGOT.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE BIG SHITTY SLIDER STATION.
Stranger: can I tell you about my horse?
You: THE ONE THAT YOU RIDE NAKED
Stranger: He was a good horse, his name was Fitzgerald
Stranger: no, Fitzy didn't like that
Stranger: he was a gentle soul
You: YOU *crag* HIM AT NIGHT, DON'T YOU.
Stranger: he fell in a well
Stranger: he is dead now
Stranger: I loved him like a brother
You: YOU *crag* HIM IN THE WELL.
You: DON'T LIE TO ME.
Stranger: that's just rude
You: I KNOW.
Stranger: why are you shouting?
Stranger: is it loud where you are?
You: I AM NOT SHOUTING.
You: I AM TYPING IN CAPS.
You: THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.
Stranger: that is shouting in my book
Stranger: I wrote a book.
You: STFU
Stranger: it's called "Fitzgerald: A Horse's Legacy"
Stranger: please stop shouting
You: IT'S CALLED 'How to *crag* a horse in a well', isn't it?
Stranger: what is this well business
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hello babby a/s/l
Stranger: how is babby formed
Stranger: *crag* you nigger
You: okay
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Apparently missed a lot
LudwigVonKoopa
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Joined: 01 Sep 2007
Posts: 17649
HP: 5 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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You're not funny. :/ |
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The Double Duece!
Strong Bad
Joined: 10 Nov 2007
Posts: 11564
HP: 99 MP: 4 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:46 pm
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| LudwigVonKoopa wrote: | | You're not funny. :/ |
Neither are you, but you don't hear me complaining about it.
Besides, who asked for the little 11 or 12 year old kid's opinion? Anyone? Anyone at all? |
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LudwigVonKoopa
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Joined: 01 Sep 2007
Posts: 17649
HP: 5 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Purple Link wrote: | | LudwigVonKoopa wrote: | | You're not funny. :/ |
Neither are you, but you don't hear me complaining about it.
Besides, who asked for the little 11 or 12 year old kid's opinion? Anyone? Anyone at all? |
Butthurt much? |
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Ohh, THAT makes sense!
Tyler
Vampire
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 11410
HP: 95 MP: 2 Lives: 4
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| Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:53 pm
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| LudwigVonKoopa wrote: | | You're not funny. :/ |
he's funnier than you are, bro. :T |
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LudwigVonKoopa
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Joined: 01 Sep 2007
Posts: 17649
HP: 5 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:56 pm
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| Tyler wrote: | | LudwigVonKoopa wrote: | | You're not funny. :/ |
he's funnier than you are, bro. :T |
Oh, that's just plain rude. |
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oar
Super Maiq the Liar
Joined: 23 May 2007
Posts: 17919
HP: 100 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:10 pm
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| LudwigVonKoopa wrote: | | Tyler wrote: | | LudwigVonKoopa wrote: | | You're not funny. :/ |
he's funnier than you are, bro. :T |
Oh, that's just plain rude. |
| Quote: | | Stranger: that's just rude |
Now I'm suspicious.  |
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LudwigVonKoopa
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Joined: 01 Sep 2007
Posts: 17649
HP: 5 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Maiq the Liar wrote: | | LudwigVonKoopa wrote: | | Tyler wrote: | | LudwigVonKoopa wrote: | | You're not funny. :/ |
he's funnier than you are, bro. :T |
Oh, that's just plain rude. |
| Quote: | | Stranger: that's just rude |
Now I'm suspicious. :shifty: |
Oh lord haha |
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