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[Spiny]

I just remembered one of the most mind scarring thing I had witnessed in my life so far, back in the days of elementary school.
I was walking to the car to get to the bus stop, my mother following. I was wondering what happened to one of the oldest cats we had so far.
My mother, upon reaching the car, a slightly rusted pick up truck, decided suddenly we should walk to the bus stop.
I asked why, but then my mom got scared and said "You're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air."

I begged and pleaded with her day after day, but she packed my suitcase, and sent me on the way. She gave me a kiss, and she gave me my ticket, I put my walkman on, and said "Might aswell kick it."
First class, yo, it was bad. Drinking orange juice out of a champagn glass? Is this what the people of Bel Air Living like?... This might be alright.

Well, the plane landed and when I came out, there was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out. I wasn't trying to get arrested, I just got here! I sprang with the quickness of lightning, and dissappeared. I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the liscense plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "Nah, forgot it. Yo homes' to Bel Air!"

I pulled up to the house about seven, or eight, and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To sit on my throne, as the prince of Bel Air.
APRIL FOOLS, BITCHES

[MALAK]

lol oh wow

[Chaos-Stev-0]

I wanna have your babies.

[Spiny]

This is serious, guys.
My own mother tore me from my home just to hide some dark secret.
The funny part is the set up is based on something I had actually forgotten until today that haunted me for the remainder of that year.
I shit you not.

[Sumakima Josindu]

Boooooo.