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Simsmagic
Aggrieved
Vampire
Joined: 13 Jun 2007
Posts: 10482
HP: 28 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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 Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:15 pm
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"Dr. Fireman is equipped to cure any type of medical disease that ever exists. Even death itself.
So please, come to me and tell me your faults and deficits while I pretend to listen intently." |
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Happy Mask Salesman
Klept
Joined: 16 Aug 2008
Posts: 2757
HP: 10 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:19 pm
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Klept walked into Fireman's office with a headcrab on his head.
"Excuse me, but I appear to have a headcrab on my head." Klept said, somehow still talking normally. |
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Lord Bob
Vampire
Joined: 05 May 2007
Posts: 21056
HP: 61 MP: 8 Lives: 5
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| Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:20 pm
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I WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW THAT THERE IS A DEFINCIENCY OF UNIHORSES
WHAT SHALL YOU DO ABOUT THE OIL CRISIS IN TIMANADANIA? |
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Simsmagic
Aggrieved
Vampire
Joined: 13 Jun 2007
Posts: 10482
HP: 28 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:26 pm
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He analyzed Kelpt's headcrab.
"Hmm.... interesting.... VERY interesting indeed...
I know the perfect cure."
He wielded his crowbar and promptly smacked him in the head, causing the crab to fall off.
"All better. I'll mail the bill in four to six weeks."
"The oil crisis? Easy. I shall mail a shovel to them and tell them to dig until they strike oil. I expect to be reimbursed as well as payed a supplier's fee." |
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Lord Bob
Vampire
Joined: 05 May 2007
Posts: 21056
HP: 61 MP: 8 Lives: 5
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| Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:27 pm
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KNOW NOTHING
OIL IS PROVIDED FROM CLOUDS
HOW WILL YOU ACHIEVE FUEL WHILE DIGGING FOR CHEESEHAMS? |
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Simsmagic
Aggrieved
Vampire
Joined: 13 Jun 2007
Posts: 10482
HP: 28 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:29 pm
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"I don't know, it's THEIR oil crisis, not mine. I still expect reimbursement though for the shovel." |
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Lord Bob
Vampire
Joined: 05 May 2007
Posts: 21056
HP: 61 MP: 8 Lives: 5
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| Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:30 pm
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YOU ARE A FAILURE AS A GOVERNOR SYSTEM
NO YELLOW RAINBOW PONIES FOR YOU |
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Simsmagic
Aggrieved
Vampire
Joined: 13 Jun 2007
Posts: 10482
HP: 28 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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"I am not a governor, I am a doctor. And dictator of City 24. There is a difference, you know" |
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Lord Bob
Vampire
Joined: 05 May 2007
Posts: 21056
HP: 61 MP: 8 Lives: 5
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| Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:36 pm
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PLEASE EXPLAIN THE RED STARS THAT WILL FALL ON THE BUILDING IN TWENTY SECONDS
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Simsmagic
Aggrieved
Vampire
Joined: 13 Jun 2007
Posts: 10482
HP: 28 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:38 pm
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"They are a scientific improbability, as a Red Giant that you are referring to would completely destroy this planet before it could fall on this building. Therefore, it doesn't exist. Don't argue with me, I'm a doctor." |
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Lord Bob
Vampire
Joined: 05 May 2007
Posts: 21056
HP: 61 MP: 8 Lives: 5
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| Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:39 pm
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Red stars fall on the building
BITCH DON'T *crag* WITH ME I AM GOD |
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Simsmagic
Aggrieved
Vampire
Joined: 13 Jun 2007
Posts: 10482
HP: 28 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:41 pm
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"I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR GODS I AM A *crag* DOCTOR"
He began to shoot the stars with his PISTOL, immediately destroying them. |
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