digibutter.nerr

[Steve]

You: >Ye see before ye a SWAMP
You: >What wouldst thou do?
You: >
Stranger: *crag* YOUR MOTHER.
You: >You approach the fearsome *crag* YOUR MOTHER, brandishing your sword.
You: >The *crag* YOUR MOTHER attacks!
Stranger: SUCK *crag*, *crag* YOUR MOTHER
You: >FIGHT >ITEMS >FLEE
Stranger: >FLEE
You: >You cannot escape! The *crag* YOUR MOTHER is far too large!
Stranger: >ITEMS
Stranger: >ITEMS
Stranger: >ITEMS
Stranger: >ITEMS
Stranger: >ITEMS
You: >You open up your SATCHEL to ruffle through your ITEMS. You have with you a BANANA, a MICK’S TAPE, and a SMALL ROCK. What woudst thou do?
Stranger: >use BANANA to *crag* YOUR MOTHER
You: >You throw your mighty BANANA at the fearsome *crag* YOUR MOTHER, who falls writhing to the ground in agony.
You: >You have defeated the *crag* YOUR MOTHER!
Stranger: *crag* YEAH!
You: >You gain three experience points, and the TOE OF THE *crag* YOUR MOTHER.
You: >Ye see before ye a SWAMP
Stranger: >QUIT
You: >NO ESCAPE
Stranger: oh shi-
You: >YOU SHALL PLAY FOREVER