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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:14 pm   Reply with quote

not irl though awesome

0 years old
I was born a boy in the city of Jhelum in Pakistan's Punjab Province.

My parents have named me Ebrahim. My surname is Shakoor Ahmed. My mother, Sultana, is 21 and my father, Amjad, is 29. I have no brothers or sisters.

1 year old
Sister Daliyah born.

2 years old
3 years old
I've had measles.

Peace.

Brother Abdullah born.

4 years old
5 years old
Brother Saeed born.

6 years old
The flood has hit my area.

Flood victim.

Decided to steal.

Began school.

My sister Daliyah began school.

My brother Saeed has tuberculosis.

7 years old
My brother Saeed has been cured of tuberculosis.

8 years old
My brother Abdullah began school.

9 years old
10 years old
I've developed goiter.

My brother Saeed began school.

11 years old
12 years old
13 years old
A major flood has hit Pakistan. 442 people have died and 5,100,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

14 years old
Helped out a beggar.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Massima Inshan Ali.

Rejected by Massima Inshan Ali.

15 years old
Began trade school.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Rezeya Shafquat Rana.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Rezeya Shafquat Rana.

Began work as a temporary odd jobs.

My father has been caught in a fire and suffered minor burns over 10% of the body. Luckily there was no permanent injury.

16 years old
17 years old
Avoided a punishment with a "white lie".

Graduated from trade school.

Need to look for a job.

Began work as a salesperson.

My sister Daliyah's boyfriend Jabber has graduated from secondary school.

My brother Abdullah began trade school.

18 years old
My sister Daliyah has graduated from secondary school.

19 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Kamilah Mushtaq Ali.

We've begun seeing each other.

Received a 5% pay raise.

My brother Abdullah has graduated from trade school.

My brother Abdullah's girlfriend Zainab has graduated from secondary school.

20 years old
Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

Lost money on a risky deal.

My parents don't approve of my engagement to Kamilah Mushtaq Ali.

Kamilah and I are now engaged.

Kamilah Mushtaq Ali and I got married this year.

My sister Daliyah has moved out on her own.

21 years old
Received a 5% pay raise.

My brother Abdullah has moved out on his own.

22 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Invested 20,000 Pakistan rupees in a bank account.

Denied a raise.

Zainab Mohsin Kamal and my brother Abdullah are now engaged to be married.

Zainab Mohsin Kamal and my brother Abdullah have married.

My brother Saeed has graduated from secondary school.

23 years old
Cleaned up someone else's mess.

24 years old
Jabber Inzamam-al-Haq and my sister Daliyah have married.

Madar born to Daliyah Inzamam-al-Haq

25 years old
I have been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

Caught in act of corruption by authorities.

Sentenced to 2 years in prison.

26 years old
27 years old
Released from prison.

I left my family.

Left my marriage.

Need to look for a job.

Began work as a computer technician.

28 years old
Yasmin born to Daliyah Inzamam-al-Haq

Saeeda Mudassar Nazar and my brother Saeed are now engaged to be married.

Saeeda Mudassar Nazar and my brother Saeed have married.

My brother Saeed has moved out on his own.

29 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Abida Wasim Akram.

Rejected by Abida Wasim Akram.

Najmah born to Daliyah Inzamam-al-Haq

30 years old
Lied to avoid offending a friend.

Massima born to Daliyah Inzamam-al-Haq

31 years old
A major flood has hit Pakistan. 687 people have died and 4,200,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Salima Imran Khan.

Rejected by Salima Imran Khan.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Kamilah Wasim Bari.

Rejected by Kamilah Wasim Bari.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Yasmin Javed Miandad.

Rejected by Yasmin Javed Miandad.

32 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of attempted burglary.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Sentenced to a year in prison.

Madar born to Daliyah Inzamam-al-Haq

33 years old
Released from prison.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Bushra Pervej Sajjad.

Rejected by Bushra Pervej Sajjad.

34 years old
Began work as a computer technician.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Mirvat Inshan Ali.

Rejected by Mirvat Inshan Ali.

My brother Abdullah has a peptic ulcer.

35 years old
My father has been hurt in an accident.

My sister Daliyah's husband Jabber has hookworm.

My brother Abdullah has been cured of peptic ulcer.

36 years old
Abdullah born to Daliyah Inzamam-al-Haq

My sister Daliyah's husband Jabber has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

37 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Mirvat Waqar Ahmed.

Rejected by Mirvat Waqar Ahmed.

Mehjibin born to Daliyah Inzamam-al-Haq

38 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Released by security police.

Faridah born to Daliyah Inzamam-al-Haq

Shamim born to Zainab Mohsin Kamal

39 years old
My father has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

Khalida born to Zainab Mohsin Kamal

40 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Avoided donating to a disaster relief charity.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Sentenced to 7 years in prison.

My mother has arthritis of the knee.

Fahim born to Daliyah Inzamam-al-Haq

41 years old
Anwar born to Saeeda Mudassar Nazar

42 years old
Hafiz born to Zainab Mohsin Kamal

Abida born to Saeeda Mudassar Nazar

43 years old
My brother Abdullah's wife Zainab has asthma.

44 years old
45 years old
Anwar born to Saeeda Mudassar Nazar

46 years old
47 years old
Released from prison.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Faiza Shoiab Mohammad.

Rejected by Faiza Shoiab Mohammad.

Began work as a lab technician.

48 years old
My father has reduced vision from cataracts.

My brother Abdullah has a peptic ulcer.

49 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Miah Azmat Rana.

Rejected by Miah Azmat Rana.

50 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Received a 4% pay raise.

My mother has died at age 72 from pneumonia.

My sister Daliyah's husband Jabber has been caught in a fire and suffered minor burns over 10% of the body. Luckily there was no permanent injury.

51 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Punjab province.

My brother Saeed has hookworm.

52 years old
My brother Saeed has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

53 years old
54 years old
Peace.

55 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

56 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Shahinaz Khalid Hassan.

We've begun seeing each other.

My father has been cured of cataracts.

My brother Abdullah has been cured of peptic ulcer.

57 years old
58 years old
Cashed in 28615 Pakistan rupees from a bank account.

Shahinaz and I are now engaged!.

Moved to the United Kingdom.

Moved to London.

Began work as a computer technician.

59 years old
Volunteered in a local humanitarian effort.

My father died from general complications of old age.

Inherited money from my parents.

60 years old
Decided to give some money to charity.

Shahinaz Khalid Hassan and I got married this year.

61 years old
My brother Abdullah's wife Zainab has arthritis of the knee.

62 years old
My sister Daliyah's husband Jabber has died at age 63 from a stroke.

My brother Abdullah has died at age 60 from a stroke.

My brother Abdullah's wife Zainab has died at age 61 from an asthma attack.

63 years old
Helped out an indigent person.

My wife Shahinaz has become an alcoholic.

64 years old
65 years old
66 years old
My wife threw something at me.

My brother Saeed has died at age 62 from a heart attack.

67 years old
My sister Daliyah has died at age 67 from a heart attack.

68 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

69 years old
70 years old
71 years old
My wife Shahinaz has given up drinking.

72 years old
I have arthritis of the hip.

73 years old
74 years old
75 years old
76 years old
Too old to continue working as a computer technician.

77 years old
78 years old
79 years old
My wife Shahinaz has cervical cancer.

80 years old
My wife grabbed and shoved me.

81 years old
82 years old
Car was stolen.

My wife Shahinaz has died at age 81 from cervical cancer.

83 years old
84 years old
I have arthritis of the knee.

85 years old
86 years old
87 years old
I have diabetes.

88 years old
My brother Saeed's wife Saeeda has ischemic heart disease.

89 years old
I died from general complications of old age.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:17 pm   Reply with quote

Wasn't this a game

I remember playing it
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RaveRaze
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:19 pm   Reply with quote

yeah real lives 2007
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:21 pm   Reply with quote

Who needs women, anyway?
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:26 pm   Reply with quote

OFF TOPIC DOES NOT GIVE YOU COINS;

I lol'd so much

the only girl you could keep abused you
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:56 pm   Reply with quote

Your brother married a girl with almost the same name as him.

lol
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:29 am   Reply with quote

I was expecting to be Belair'd for some reason.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:28 am   Reply with quote

wow lol what the hell is with all of these super long life story posts. there from a video game i know but still
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