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forlornfate
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I'm really craving Haagen-Dazs Dulce De Leche. It's not a want; it's a need. But there's no way in hell I'm walking all the way down the street in the cold and rainy weather just to buy a quart of six dollar ice cream. I want to get my aunt to drive me, but she's watching a movie. And my mom isn't home yet. FMLLLLLLLL.
I'm going to ovulate soon. I can feel it. It's going to suck. It's funny, too, because I don't want to have children. Hahahahahahaha.
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RaveRaze
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......... you dont need to tell us your ovulating, please dont do that again |
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forlornfate
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What are you, ten? |
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RaveRaze
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| forlornfate wrote: | | What are you, ten? |
No its just a strange thing to tell to people on the internet also inb4 tsuki wanting to be pregnant |
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forlornfate
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Well, we talk about sex and suicide and porn and other disturbing shit on this forum. Ovulation shouldn't be any different.
Poor Tsuki. Try to cope, k? |
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Hellza Ballza
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Get a diaphragm |
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Small Sammer Guy
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| forlornfate wrote: | Well, we talk about sex and suicide and porn and other disturbing shit on this forum. Ovulation shouldn't be any different.
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Do you really think we enjoy talking about those kinds of shit around here? |
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forlornfate
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Uh, yeah. |
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Typhoon
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| forlornfate wrote: | | Uh, yeah. |
Waka Waka Waka... Ehhh
Your kind of right. |
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forlornfate
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I'm always right. |
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Tell us all about ovulation. (: |
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forlornfate
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FINALLY, SOMEONE THAT'S WILLING TO LISTEN. Otay, story time :3:
Soooooo I first got my period when I was like, in 5th grade on Christmas Day. Yes. Christmas Day. That's the present my body gave me. I remember spotting when I went to the bathroom and telling everyone when I came downstairs that the Little Red Monster came to haunt me and they all laughed. Yes, my pain is everyone else's pleasure.
OKAY, SO. My period is pretty irregular, but I can tell it's coming the first few days before I get it. I get really bitchy, and I'd get a headache or two (I just got over one now) and I want to eat everything. EVERYTHING. It's horrid. Then I finally get it, and it comes out pretty light, then within a day or two, it starts to get horribly heavy. It feels like you're walking around all the time peeing your pants; it's horrible. Then occasionally, it'd get so bad that I have like ... pieces of my uterus coming out. I'M NOT KIDDING. It sheds and I want to faint, it's so bad. I cannot STAND blood, so I have no idea how I cope ... but I do.
Mine only last for about a week at longest, and by the fifth and sixth day, it eases up. Then I'm back to normal until the next time my body decides that it wants to make babies!
That's my period story! Who wants to go next? |
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Typhoon
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| forlornfate wrote: | FINALLY, SOMEONE THAT'S WILLING TO LISTEN. Otay, story time :3:
Soooooo I first got my period when I was like, in 5th grade on Christmas Day. Yes. Christmas Day. That's the present my body gave me. I remember spotting when I went to the bathroom and telling everyone when I came downstairs that the Little Red Monster came to haunt me and they all laughed. Yes, my pain is everyone else's pleasure.
OKAY, SO. My period is pretty irregular, but I can tell it's coming the first few days before I get it. I get really bitchy, and I'd get a headache or two (I just got over one now) and I want to eat everything. EVERYTHING. It's horrid. Then I finally get it, and it comes out pretty light, then within a day or two, it starts to get horribly heavy. It feels like you're walking around all the time peeing your pants; it's horrible. Then occasionally, it'd get so bad that I have like ... pieces of my uterus coming out. I'M NOT KIDDING. It sheds and I want to faint, it's so bad. I cannot STAND blood, so I have no idea how I cope ... but I do.
Mine only last for about a week at longest, and by the fifth and sixth day, it eases up. Then I'm back to normal until the next time my body decides that it wants to make babies!
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Waka Waka Waka...
donate your eggs when you can |
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Frozenwinters
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Uterus shedding is apparently natural. :) |
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forlornfate
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Yeah, stfu, you don't have to shed your uterus.
And I am going to donate my eggs. I can get like, 10 grand for that shit. |
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