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RULE ONE OF FIGHT CLUB
Steve
Joined: 21 Sep 2007
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 Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 7:27 am
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| darkzero wrote: | | stop browsing facepunch ):< °Д° ◉_◉ ʘﮯʘ |
NEVER
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME STOP STEALING NEWS. |
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Count Blumiere
Joined: 06 Mar 2009
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| Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:20 am
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| Boatman wrote: | http://www.phuketgazette.net/queernews/index.asp?id=7235
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The boy, whose name was given in media reports but is omitted here, was carried into the hospital by his 60-year-old grandmother.
At the hospital doctors X-rayed Sonanan, who was in considerable pain from the sharp spines and fins of the little fish that was still thrashing around inside him.
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Read bolded part!  
Hmm...something seems fishy
The Count |
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RULE ONE OF FIGHT CLUB
Steve
Joined: 21 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:55 am
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| The Count wrote: | | Boatman wrote: | http://www.phuketgazette.net/queernews/index.asp?id=7235
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The boy, whose name was given in media reports but is omitted here, was carried into the hospital by his 60-year-old grandmother.
At the hospital doctors X-rayed Sonanan, who was in considerable pain from the sharp spines and fins of the little fish that was still thrashing around inside him.
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Read bolded part!
Hmm...something seems fishy
The Count |
*crag* off.
It's been posted before and you're not funny. |
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Count Blumiere
Joined: 06 Mar 2009
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| Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:57 am
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| Boatman wrote: | | The Count wrote: | | Boatman wrote: | http://www.phuketgazette.net/queernews/index.asp?id=7235
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The boy, whose name was given in media reports but is omitted here, was carried into the hospital by his 60-year-old grandmother.
At the hospital doctors X-rayed Sonanan, who was in considerable pain from the sharp spines and fins of the little fish that was still thrashing around inside him.
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Read bolded part!
Hmm...something seems fishy
The Count |
*crag* off.
It's been posted before and you're not funny. |
Oh yeh it has bin posted before oh well...
I am funny you just don't have a sense of humour.
The Count |
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the coolest dude ever
Super Super-Dimento
Joined: 16 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:18 pm
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| Quote: | | Using his hands to feel what was causing the odd sensation, he felt the tail fins of a wriggling fish sticking out his anus. |
wow, umm, ,fish raip? seriously? omg thats a scary thought.. O.o lol pedophile fish, i hope it got locked up in prison! |
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Eh, wot
Super Slim
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Joined: 16 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:04 pm
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Dr Bussakon Wangphayon |
Best doctor ever. |
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There's only one
Chin Fish
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Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 21294
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| Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 3:46 pm
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it was me
does this make me a bad person ): |
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Master of Puppets...
The Chaos Heart
Joined: 17 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:38 pm
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This is almost as amusing as the chair story. Only this person didn't die. >.> |
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vdogam3r
kEvin
Joined: 30 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:56 pm
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Oh god lol |
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PEPSIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Cherry
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Joined: 30 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 5:04 pm
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Man, everyone's getting *cragged* up the ass nowadays.
You kids and your assrape. In MY day we were content with non-consensual intercourse in a woman's vagina! |
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Sync
MALAK
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| Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:21 am
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This reminds me of that fish that goes in your penis if it smells your pee. :C |
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Flavio
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| Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:15 pm
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| SUPER SYNC 16-BIT wrote: | | This reminds me of that fish that goes in your penis if it smells your pee. :C |
Hmmm,
sounds pretty kinky. |
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Count Blumiere
Joined: 06 Mar 2009
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| Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 2:38 am
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| Flavio wrote: | | SUPER SYNC 16-BIT wrote: | | This reminds me of that fish that goes in your penis if it smells your pee. :C |
Hmmm,
sounds pretty kinky. |
No, it's sick.
Utterley sick.
I feel sick.
The Count |
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lightening
Anti-Guy
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Joined: 05 Feb 2008
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| Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:43 am
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...This is really just wrong...
...I mean..........really?...
~White Shy Guy |
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See?
Popple
Joined: 30 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:28 am
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| Quote: | Here's a little dog-bites-man tale we couldn't resist! Except replace "dog" with "850-pound black bear"! And "bites" with "anally violate"!
Yes, last Saturday a zookeeper at the Metropolitan Zoo had "claws" for alarm when he was attacked and *cragged* by the same black bear he had raised from a cub! Geez, talk about gratitude!
"It was horrible, just horrible," sobbed an eyewitness. Guess she sure got an eyeful!
The bear, named "Barry," attacked zookeeper Chris Byrne as Byrne entered the cage to give him dinner. Barry lunged at his throat, goring him with his huge claws and razor-sharp teeth. Some of the claw marks were three-quarters of an inch deep. Ouch!
Then, astonished onlookers could "bearly" believe what happened next--Barry began to brutally *crag* zookeeper Byrne!
Frantic zookeepers rushed for rifles as others tried to divert the bear. But there was no stopping Barry! This bear kept "bearing down," and Byrne just had to grin and "bear" it! Maybe Barry was mistaking him for his "honey"!
Byrne was pronounced dead upon arrival at the hospital. A full quart of bear semen was extracted from his ruptured chest cavity. And that's no small Boo-Boo!
Barry's 27-inch phallus, armed with guard hairs as sharp as red-hot needles, shot through Byrne' rectum, shattered his lower spine and skewered his colon, causing his entire lower torso to "cave" in! Yikes! Bet that wasn't the type of "cave" you had in mind when you took up zookeeping, Mr. Byrne!
And can you imagine Byrne' surprise when Barry's putrid ursine semen flooded his ruptured chest cavity? (By the way, Mr. Byrne, whatever cologne you've been wearing, where can the public get some?)
Finally, zookeeper Eric Pulliam shot Barry with a tranquilizer gun and pulled Byrne from the cage. The unconscious bear was later destroyed. Hey, this "Yogi" made a major "Boo-Boo"!
"I have worked with dangerous animals before," zoo director Kate Donegal said. "But never have I seen any animal sexually assault a human being." "Barry"? Try "Scary"!
Meanwhile, Byrne was pronounced dead at an area hospital--but at least he died grinning and bearing it! No doubt, this episode gives new meaning to the term, "Do not feed the bears!" |
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