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RULE ONE OF FIGHT CLUB
Steve
Joined: 21 Sep 2007
Posts: 11460
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 Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 1:56 pm
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You are a citizen newly moved into this quiet town with your trusty, ugly dog.
But first, what is thy name? Your dog's too, please. |
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RaveRaze
Mana7
Dead
Joined: 30 Jun 2008
Posts: 6987
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My name is Hugh E Rectson
My dogs name is fluffy |
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RULE ONE OF FIGHT CLUB
Steve
Joined: 21 Sep 2007
Posts: 11460
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 1:58 pm
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Your incredibly ugly dog dissaproves. Don't be a smartass. |
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Magmma
Gengar
Burning Vampire
Joined: 27 Aug 2007
Posts: 2073
HP: 1 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:02 pm
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The dog's name is boner. |
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RULE ONE OF FIGHT CLUB
Steve
Joined: 21 Sep 2007
Posts: 11460
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:04 pm
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Your incredibly ugly dog still disapproves.
Pick:
a) Henry V. Turkey
b) Waldroop
c) poopypants |
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TooManyToasters
Paper_Waluigi
Joined: 20 May 2007
Posts: 10343
HP: 100 MP: 10 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:07 pm
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A).
Also
>Quickly retrieve arms from dog's anus. ФֻФ |
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RULE ONE OF FIGHT CLUB
Steve
Joined: 21 Sep 2007
Posts: 11460
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:09 pm
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Your name is HVT, your INCREDIBLY UGLY DOG's name is WALDROOP.
Above you there is a SALAD PENGUIN. Around the corner there is an UGLY MAN with a DEAD BODY.
What do you do? |
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Typhoon
Typhoon™
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Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 17329
HP: 0 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:11 pm
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Run out around the corner screaming I'M GAY! I'M GAY!
Everyone is afraid of gay people. |
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RULE ONE OF FIGHT CLUB
Steve
Joined: 21 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:18 pm
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You run around the corner yelling like a WALLOON about you HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES. While you're at it the SALAD PENGUIN does multiple CRAPS on you.
The MAN is a POLICE OFFICER. He is not amused. Your dog has just started humping his LEG.
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OH GOD
Manpersonguything
Werewolf
Joined: 30 Jul 2007
Posts: 7249
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| Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:20 pm
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Sic DOG on POLICE OFFICER |
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Oh fuck.
Flar3 Luigi
Vampire
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 18735
HP: 10 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:25 pm
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Do what the dog does and hump the officer's leg. |
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TooManyToasters
Paper_Waluigi
Joined: 20 May 2007
Posts: 10343
HP: 100 MP: 10 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:27 pm
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Offer to go for coffee with the police officer while making pleasant comments about his physique. ФֻФ |
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RULE ONE OF FIGHT CLUB
Steve
Joined: 21 Sep 2007
Posts: 11460
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:33 pm
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Your COMPLIMENTING stat is too low, and you simply will not accept the leg only. You overpower him and have BUTTSEX for four hours. Your dog is intrigued by the BOTTLE IN HIS POCKET.
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TooManyToasters
Paper_Waluigi
Joined: 20 May 2007
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| Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:36 pm
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>Pop some MENTATS to raise COMPLIMENTARY skill. ФֻФ |
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RULE ONE OF FIGHT CLUB
Steve
Joined: 21 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:50 pm
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You swallow your MENTATS. They leave you more complimentative and very high for some reason.
Sadly, you did not realise the man you were molesting was dead. You let him go and he crushed your dog under his BOTTLE.
You mourn his death.
You loot the MAN. You find his BOTTLE of VIRGINIA '45 CHARISMA LIQUOR. |
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