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Token Nazi?
Zelnor
Joined: 01 Jul 2007
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 Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:42 am
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That bash.org method...
| Quote: | <evilada>: Best suicide plan ever
<mcm310>: what is it?
<evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof
<evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
<evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
<evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands
<evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
<evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
<evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
<evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
<mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore |
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Larry Koopa
Sam
Joined: 30 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:44 am
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| Anti-Guy wrote: | | Larry Koopa wrote: | I wouldn't kill myself unless it was for a certain somebody.
You wouldn't know what I'm talking about because you don't have a "certain somebody". |
...You'd kill yourself if your "certain somebody" told you too?...
...RERAIL...
...I would probably go diving with sharks...
...Not with any particular restrictions though...
....I've always wanted to see a Great White Shark...
~White Shy Guy |
...Wow... |
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jacking off
Small Sammer Guy
Joined: 13 May 2007
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| Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:42 pm
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| Larry Koopa wrote: | | You wouldn't know what I'm talking about because you don't have a "certain somebody". |
Then again you don't even know us so you don't know if we actually have a special someone or not.
As for me, any death that is peaceful, painless, and nice.
If thats even possible... |
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Swoosh!
forlornfate
Joined: 26 Mar 2009
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| Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:55 pm
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How easy and lucky and free. |
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Larry Koopa
Sam
Joined: 30 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:01 pm
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| Small Sammer Guy wrote: | | Larry Koopa wrote: | | You wouldn't know what I'm talking about because you don't have a "certain somebody". |
Then again you don't even know us so you don't know if we actually have a special someone or not.
As for me, any death that is peaceful, painless, and nice.
If thats even possible... |
Wasn't talking about you, mate. |
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jacking off
Small Sammer Guy
Joined: 13 May 2007
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| Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:22 pm
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| Larry Koopa wrote: | | Wasn't talking about you, mate. |
you could have been more specific. :( |
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ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA
Francine
Joined: 30 May 2007
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| Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:34 pm
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| Zelnor wrote: | That bash.org method...
| Quote: | <evilada>: Best suicide plan ever
<mcm310>: what is it?
<evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof
<evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
<evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
<evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands
<evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
<evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
<evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
<evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
<mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore |
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they stole my method. :< 'cause I've never visited bash.org. this just came up when I was talking to my friend some time ago |
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SuperYoshi3
Super ronery pirrow
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| Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:43 pm
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I wanna die from not passing a chain letter saying I'll die bla bla :D |
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I'm back to being a
Hylian_Pixl
Burning
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| Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:42 pm
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I'm sorta waiting for the apocalypse.
Anyway, the best way to kill yourself is via suicide blowing yourself up in a fiery explosion of death! No, really, if I had to die, that's how I'd want to. |
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