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[Zelnor]

I take pride in my abilities in many fields - mainly science, though creative writing and a little art aren't beyond me.

So, therefore, I am 'selling' my 'laser-guided' 'services'.

Tell me what you want to be thought through, planned, written, sketched, conceptualized, explained. I'm up for many things; all I require is input. If you want me to plan the perfect revenge, I need lots of details, if you want the blueprints for a Pie Launcher I actually have those on file. Along with the emofountain, but nevermind.

Also specify whether "serious" or "humorous" works are expected.

First five requests get taken. Only on request per post, person and topic. All rights reserved. Offer void in Nebraska.

[Mana7]

Give me an idea on how to alter the DNA of antibodies to give it bleach like properties.

[Zelnor]

SCIENCE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY.

GOODNIGHT.

P.S.: Antibodies are singular cells, bleach is a substance. Find an animal that produces a bleach-like substance, copy the sequences of three amino acid pairs, staple onto antibody gene, ???, horrible death in seven years or organ rejection.