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Crappy Shifty Luigi
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30493653/?GT1=43001
| Quote: | QUARTZ HILL, Calif. - Don't mess with a marching band girl, especially one armed with a baton.
A 17-year-old high school marching band student beat up two assailants who tried to mug her as she walked to school in this high desert community about 40 miles north of Los Angeles, sheriff's officials said Tuesday.
The girl punched one of the men in the nose, kicked the other in the groin and beat both with her large baton before she ran away on Friday morning, officials said.
"The moral to this story is don't mess with the marching band girls, or you just might get what you deserve," said Los Angeles County sheriff's Deputy Michael Rust.
He said two men approached the girl from behind, grabbed her coat and demanded money. Deputies searched near Quartz Hill High School for the muggers, looking for a man who was holding his bloodied nose and the other limping.
No arrests have been made, but Rust said it appears the girl made her point to her assailants.
"Final score: Marching band 2, thugs 0," Rust quipped. |
Wow, who knew batons could be that powerful?  |
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Super Maiq the Liar
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| Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:36 pm
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| Crappy Shifty Luigi wrote: | | Wow, who knew batons could be that powerful? |
Her baton must do +10 to Humanoids. |
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jacking off
Small Sammer Guy
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| Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:02 pm
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LOL the groin...thats messed up. |
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Typhoon
Typhoon™
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| Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:43 pm
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| Maig the Liar wrote: | | Crappy Shifty Luigi wrote: | | Wow, who knew batons could be that powerful? |
Her baton must do +10 to Humanoids. |
It must be some new augment. |
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Bartz Klauser
BAMFing ARCHER
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| Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:43 pm
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| Noodles~ wrote: | | Maig the Liar wrote: | | Crappy Shifty Luigi wrote: | | Wow, who knew batons could be that powerful? |
Her baton must do +10 to Humanoids. |
It must be some new augment. |
Silly kids and their new augments, |
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High Priestess Paula
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| Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 12:36 pm
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| Nel wrote: | | LOL the groin...thats messed up. |
Eh, If it was to not get stolen from, then, I guess it's a good deterrent. |
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Parabuzzy Queen
Macha
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| Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 3:19 pm
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That... is *crag* amazing.
And also why you should join Band. *shot* |
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darkzero
Rusty Shackleford
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| Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 4:53 pm
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| Crappy Shifty Luigi wrote: | | Wow, who knew batons could be that powerful? |
{SuPa-LeeT-KiLLA}CaP-A-CoP's dad, |
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Master of Puppets...
The Chaos Heart
Joined: 17 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 8:45 pm
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*applauds*
This is the kind of situation where my short sword hidden in a staff would come in handy.
Of course, capoeira for me is just as effective. ^-^ |
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Negi-chama
Super Tsuki
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| Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 8:56 pm
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Marching Band Baton
50-50 Slashing Damage
Inscription: Marching forever! +100% damage
Attacks 50% faster
Customized for Marching Band Girl +20% damage
Sorry, I had to. x3; |
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ERECTIN' A DICK
Miku Hatsune
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| Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 9:13 pm
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Meh, I'd hate to be the guy who tried mugging a drummer. D: |
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I TROL U
Mantis15
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| Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 11:41 am
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| Joshua wrote: | | Meh, I'd hate to be the guy who tried mugging a drummer. D: |
The drummer would have already died of multiple heroin overdoses by then
But wow, a baton? Well, any blunt object can be used as a weapon now these days. |
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hai
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| Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 12:10 pm
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| Mantis15 wrote: | | Joshua wrote: | | Meh, I'd hate to be the guy who tried mugging a drummer. D: |
The drummer would have already died of multiple heroin overdoses by then
But wow, a baton? Well, any blunt object can be used as a weapon now these days. |
Any blunt object has always had the capability of being used as a weapon. It's how creative we get that does the trick. |
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