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[Stan's Prinny Squad]

Three prinnies could be seen in a stone quarry, one of them with a pickaxe, chipping away at a large rock, one carrying smaller rocks away, and one with a blowtorch and welder's mask.
Also, there was a refrigerator here for some reason.

[Tails Doll]

Pommy eased himself down the rocky dirt path, into the quarry. He brushed the dirt off his pink, silky hair, and looked at the three Prinnies hard at work. "Huh? Why are there only you three doing all this work in such a big quarry? Where are the other workers?"

[Stan's Prinny Squad]

"We're building a giant statue for our great leader! We don't need help, since we've done harder work than this before!"

[Tails Doll]

"You guys must be slaves. I'll free you from your evil captor-Who's the guy forcing you into this?"

[Stan's Prinny Squad]

"Etna was our evil dictator before we escaped, but now we're doing this out of pure choice for our fantastic leader."

[Tails Doll]

"Brainwashing...Either that, or your new leader is a nice guy. Well, I won't bother you. I'll...Be going."

Pommy walked out of the quarry, and peered from the bushes. "When this statue is done, I'll be able to see who this great leader really is."

[Tayl]

{{That's what they're doing with my refrigerator?!}}

{{They're cooler to make statues with. Get it? Cooler? AHAHAHAHAHAno}}

[Stan's Prinny Squad]

((Actually, refrigerators are a sign of status among prinnies.
Because I said so.))
"This is taking too long, dood," said the prinny with the pickaxe. He threw it away, pulled out some explosives, and prepared to blow the rock into smaller rocks.
"FIRE IN THE HOLE, DOODS!"

[Tails Doll]

Pommy dived into a ditch.

[Stan's Prinny Squad]

The stones originating from the blast arranged themselves perfectly in a giant statue of a prinny with his arms held up, right on the platform it was meant for.
"That was lucky, dood." The two prinnies without welder's masks put two of the aformentioned masks on, pulled out some blowtorches, and the three welded the rocks together perfectly. Then, on the platform, they chiseled the words "Our Great Leader: Stan", although the letters were rather messy.

[Tails Doll]

"S-Stan...That sounds really mundane for the name of a slave-master. I better find out who this penguin is, and make him stop!"

[Stan's Prinny Squad]

This aroused the Prinnies' attention. "HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING?!"
"STAN IS THE ONE WHO FREED US FROM ETNA!"
"IF HE WERE TO DIE, WE WOULD BE BACK IN THE CLUTCHES OF EVIL!" The three were in tears.

[Tails Doll]

Pommy noticed he was talking out loud, and his eyes opened in shock. "Oopss...Err..."

He dived into the trees. Ruining his silky pink hair. "Are these guys brainwashed, or do they really love this Stan guy?"