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Black Yoshi
Exuro
Joined: 17 Jun 2007
Posts: 14673
HP: 31 MP: 10 Lives: 1
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 Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 5:49 pm
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Damn birds anyways. If only I were allowed to take a few shots at it.
Exuro's shop didn't look the least bit sleazy... on the contrary, everything looked professional and up-to-date. |
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Tails Doll
Joined: 04 Jun 2007
Posts: 30513
HP: 100 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 5:53 pm
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After he was done with his meal, Pommy threw away his trash and looked at Exuro's shop. He walked up to the counter. "So...This is the defense store, huh?" |
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Medikoopa
Vampire
Joined: 08 Sep 2007
Posts: 29252
HP: 100 MP: 1 Lives: 3
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| Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 5:57 pm
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Kooparia would had explained to Pommy that there were undead where she came from, but they were (mostly) not a problem. |
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Black Yoshi
Exuro
Joined: 17 Jun 2007
Posts: 14673
HP: 31 MP: 10 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 5:59 pm
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Yep. I'm Exuro, at your service. The best defense contractor in all The Bitlands, or your money back. |
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Tails Doll
Joined: 04 Jun 2007
Posts: 30513
HP: 100 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 6:03 pm
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"Well...I've been worried ever since the nuke set off...And everything. And I'm kinda scared, myself. I gotta get some protection...Yeah." |
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Happy Mask Salesman
Klept
Joined: 16 Aug 2008
Posts: 2757
HP: 10 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 6:19 pm
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Suddenly, a loud scream could be heard throughout the food court, then a certain bandit busted through the ceiling of the food court, wearing an unused parachute. "OH MY GOOOOOODDDD!!!" Klept screamed.
The Bandit then landed on a random table, breaking it underneath him.
Klept then sat up, removed the unused parachute, and walked up to Kooparia as though nothing happened.
"Hello." the bandit simply said. The bandit then went to get some food. |
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Medikoopa
Vampire
Joined: 08 Sep 2007
Posts: 29252
HP: 100 MP: 1 Lives: 3
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| Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 6:27 pm
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Kooparia was staring at Klept as though he were utterly insane (which is quite possible). |
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I see what you are doing.
Lord Vaati
Joined: 19 May 2007
Posts: 20393
HP: 99 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 6:35 pm
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A man was sitting near Kooparia.
"That guy needs to get his head checked." Said the man who was really someone possessed by an undead being named Darkness. |
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Medikoopa
Vampire
Joined: 08 Sep 2007
Posts: 29252
HP: 100 MP: 1 Lives: 3
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| Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 6:39 pm
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Kooparia's "third eye" could easily see this to be so, but she was not engaging it so she did not realize the man was possessed.
"Quite so." she agreed. |
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Tails Doll
Joined: 04 Jun 2007
Posts: 30513
HP: 100 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 6:41 pm
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"And I think I'm crazy." Pommy stepped to Klept, and shook his head. "Klept, what are you doing here?" |
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Happy Mask Salesman
Klept
Joined: 16 Aug 2008
Posts: 2757
HP: 10 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 6:43 pm
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"I'm hungry." Klept simply stated. |
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Kamek Koopa
Sargent RL-3
Joined: 16 May 2007
Posts: 17259
HP: 95 MP: 2 Lives: 3
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| Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 6:43 pm
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Sargent RL-3 was patrolling the mall. After getting a disturbance call, he decided to check the area.
"Alright, what's the issue here? Did anyone see any damn Commies?" |
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Tails Doll
Joined: 04 Jun 2007
Posts: 30513
HP: 100 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 6:46 pm
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Pommy felt uneasy looking at the strange machine, but he replied. "It's just this loony in the robe with the mask." |
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Kamek Koopa
Sargent RL-3
Joined: 16 May 2007
Posts: 17259
HP: 95 MP: 2 Lives: 3
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| Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 6:49 pm
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"I see... wait... red? RED?! That bastard supports Communism! It is the very definition of failure!"
RL-3 looked at Klept, pointing his flamethrower at the Bandit.
"Ready to die for your country you Commie son-of-a-bitch?!" |
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Happy Mask Salesman
Klept
Joined: 16 Aug 2008
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HP: 10 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 6:51 pm
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"Oh, shit." Klept simply said, before he began screaming loudly. |
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