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[RED Heavy]

The man was happily munching on a sandwich, while mumbling out "Om nom nom...nom nom." with each bite he took.

[Aggrieved]

A BLU Spy was nearby, disguised as a RED Pyro.

"Heh heh heh, this is too easy." He began sneaking up behind the Heavy.

[RED Heavy]

"That was delicious!" the RED Heavy announced, after eating the Sandvich.
The Heavy then looked behind him and saw the disguised Spy.

"Hello, comrade." the Heavy said, unaware that the Pyro was a Spy.

[Aggrieved]

Oh god, what do I say...

"Uh, mmph mph mmmph mpph muh". He mumbled, doing his best Pyro impression.

[RED Heavy]

"What did you say? You wanted lunch? Is that what you said?" the Heavy asked.

[Aggrieved]

"Muh... Mo. Mwhere miz uh vwag?"

[RED Heavy]

"Where is flag?" the Heavy asked.

[Aggrieved]

"Mes. Mwere iz vwag?"

[RED Heavy]

"Flag is being at our base, of course!" the Heavy said. "I thought that you would know this."

[Aggrieved]

"Moh... Muv course... Muh... Mwere iz vase again?"

[RED Heavy]

"Base is being over there." the Heavy said, pointing to a building painted red.

[Aggrieved]

"Mokay, tanks."

He waltzed over to the base, quietly chuckling to himself. After a few seconds, a nearby Engineer cried out "Spy sappin' mah sentry!"

[RED Heavy]

"Spy!?" the Heavy shouted. The large Russian suddenly grabbed his minigun, and started to run as fast as he could to the base.

[Aggrieved]

The same BLU Spy was coming out of the Intelligence room undisguised with a briefcase on his back.

"Now to make it back undetected..."

[RED Heavy]

"Look! Is coward Spy!" the Heavy shouted, upon seeing the BLU Spy. The Heavy immediatly started to rev up his minigun.