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Token Nazi? Zelnor Joined: 01 Jul 2007Posts: 6425
HP: 10 MP: 7 Lives: 1
Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 1:18 am
Because Irony loves me: I go to school just now, listening to a L4D remix of things Francis hates. Bird shits on me. Took me eternity to clean off, and I think I got some on me in the process. Yuerk. That was my mood for the day. I would stop believing in Karma if there wasn't such a thing as birds being retarded and random chance.
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See? Popple Joined: 30 Apr 2007Posts: 14001
HP: 99 MP: 8 Lives: 10
Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 2:01 am
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the coolest dude ever Super Super-Dimento Joined: 16 Oct 2008Posts: 1427
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 1
Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 7:00 am
I got shit on by a bird once. at first I thought someone hit me on the head with a rock, then I was all like " WAIT WHATS THIS DRIPPING FROM MY HEAD?!" then I was like oshi- and started screaming "OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!" while grabbing the backyard hose and spraying my head at full blast.
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Eh, wot Super Slim Vampire Joined: 16 Jul 2007Posts: 5041
HP: 20 MP: 1 Lives: 0
Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 11:13 am
Birds carpet-bombed my backyard.
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Tails Doll Joined: 04 Jun 2007Posts: 30513
HP: 100 MP: 3 Lives: 0
Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 5:59 pm
Birds killed my family.
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the coolest dude ever Super Super-Dimento Joined: 16 Oct 2008Posts: 1427
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 1
Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 6:00 pm
Tails Doll wrote: Birds killed my family.
WHAT THE HELL?!
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