OH GOD
Manpersonguything
Werewolf
Joined: 30 Jul 2007
Posts: 7249
HP: 100 MP: 8 Lives: 0
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 Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 8:08 pm
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So I had to watch Twiilight yesterday.
BARRRRF is all I can say. But to add on, my mom's friend came over and watched it with us. She wouldn't shut the *crag* up for 2 *crag* seconds. When bella says she lived in arizona or whatever, she talks about how she's never been to arizona, and then went into detail about every single state she has not been to. Adding on more was my mom being drunk. She's kinda a twilight fan, and was telling me how I should be like Edward, then I could get girls. And the WORST part was that we live near the town it was shot in, so all they would to is complain about how "YOU CAN'T GO THAT FAST IN PORT ANGELES OMG WTF HAX" then bitch abou fo awhl till I said "It wasn't made for locals, but for people." Then they were quiet for 30 seconds. But kate would ALWAYS ask what would happen next. She might as well not watch the *crag* movie. The worst thing they said was by kate, when she asked "Can vampires get woody?"
Then I wanted to just *crag* die, right on the *crag* floor, at the *crag* spot.
BUT WAIT, THERES MORE, They actually had a conversation about vampire erections! There is NO GOD! |
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