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Fred Phelps
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Today's Sermon: Faggots who are currently burning in Hell
All of you people are upset about Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Billy Mays dying... well, you know what?
They're all Godless sinners who are BURNING IN HELL!
And all of you people who are upset about them dying are NO LESS FAGGOTY THAN THEY ARE AND WILL ALSO GO TO HELL!
You say you disagree? Well, you know what?
YOU'RE A FAGGOT SINNER WHO IS GOING TO HELL FOR NOT TAKING THE WORDS OF GOD SERIOUSLY! |
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JaredRandomness
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Fred Phelps
Joined: 21 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:48 am
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| JaredRandomness wrote: | | Boobs |
You're going to Hell, faggot. |
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Flavio
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| Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:07 am
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Hey uh not to say your wrong or anything but do you mind elaborating on why Billy Mays is a "GODLESS FAGGOT WHOS BURNING IN HELL"? |
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Fred Phelps
Joined: 21 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:28 am
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| Flavio wrote: | | Hey uh not to say your wrong or anything but do you mind elaborating on why Billy Mays is a "GODLESS FAGGOT WHOS BURNING IN HELL"? |
Because he doesn't live life according to the words of Jesus! And you know what?
YOU'RE A GODLESS FAGGOT WHO IS GOING TO HELL TOO! |
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hai
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| Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:51 am
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| Fred Phelps wrote: | | Flavio wrote: | | Hey uh not to say your wrong or anything but do you mind elaborating on why Billy Mays is a "GODLESS FAGGOT WHOS BURNING IN HELL"? |
Because he doesn't live life according to the words of Jesus! And you know what?
YOU'RE A GODLESS FAGGOT WHO IS GOING TO HELL TOO! |
AND YOU ARE A WORTHLESS MEATBAG.
BUT I REFRAIN FROM PROCLAIMING IT REPEATEDLY, UNLIKE YOU. |
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Fred Phelps
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| Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:40 am
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| Spiny wrote: | | Fred Phelps wrote: | | Flavio wrote: | | Hey uh not to say your wrong or anything but do you mind elaborating on why Billy Mays is a "GODLESS FAGGOT WHOS BURNING IN HELL"? |
Because he doesn't live life according to the words of Jesus! And you know what?
YOU'RE A GODLESS FAGGOT WHO IS GOING TO HELL TOO! |
AND YOU ARE A WORTHLESS MEATBAG.
BUT I REFRAIN FROM PROCLAIMING IT REPEATEDLY, UNLIKE YOU. |
Yeah, why don't we all listen to this UNGODLY ABOMINATION, that is going to HELL along with its creator! You know why we don't?
BECAUSE YOU'LL GO TO HELL IF YOU DO! |
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hai
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YOU ARE THE ONE WHO CANNOT GO A SINGLE SENTENCE WITHOUT RISKING THE RUPTURE OF HIS LUNGS. |
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LudwigVonKoopa
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Stop being a religious zealot, old man. |
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Fred Phelps
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| Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:34 pm
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| ??? wrote: | | Stop being a religious zealot, old man. |
Words spoken like a true faggot.
ENJOY YOUR TIME IN HELL! |
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LudwigVonKoopa
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No faggot, YOU'RE going to hell.
Stop defending yourself from the truth. |
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Fred Phelps
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| Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:12 pm
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| ??? wrote: | No faggot, YOU'RE going to hell.
Stop defending yourself from the truth. |
C'mon guys, let's all listen to the faggot. Let's see how faggoty he is! |
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Shadow Kingdom
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WE SHOULD NOT PERSECUTE THE FAGGOT
WE MUST HELP THE FAGGOTS FIND GOD AND BECOME NORMAL PEOPLE.
Right? |
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hai
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I HAVE FORMULATED A VASTLY SUPERIOR IDEA.
AND IT INVOLVES THE ANNIHILATION OF THE NEXT PERSON WHO MENTIONS RELIGION. |
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Fred Phelps
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| Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:48 pm
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| Shadow Kingdom wrote: | WE SHOULD NOT PERSECUTE THE FAGGOT
WE MUST HELP THE FAGGOTS FIND GOD AND BECOME NORMAL PEOPLE.
Right? |
Nope! They're already doomed.
AND SINCE YOU DON'T AGREE, YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, TOO! |
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