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Cudge123
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Joined: 07 Jul 2007
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 Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:32 pm
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The Most Pointless and Utterly Unrealistic Story Written with a Ridiculously Long Title and No Plot Development and the Title Fails to Describe the Story At All Except for the First Seven Words and Likely Has the Title Punctuated Incorrectly and Other Shit that No One Cares About Unless they have Autism or Some Other Shit like That
CHAPTER 1: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
Once upon a lime, in the city of Nonscakenscake, there lived a fairy tale that started with "Once upon a dime." That fairy tale is now in prison because everyone was high, which has nothing to do with why the fairy tale is in prison. To find out why water is wet, the police hired a murderer to investigate, but he was killed by evil zombie butterflies from hell. Later at the funeral, the cemetary caught on fire for no reason and the sky was arrested for arson. Then the jail blew up for no reason and killed the fairy tale. END OF FUCKING CHAPTER
TO BE CONTINUED... UNFORTUNATELY |
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KoopaParatroopaBlooper
Flying Goomba
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| Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:34 pm
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i came |
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Cudge123
Cherrim
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| Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:42 pm
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I need more random stuff. I have:
Universally Delicious Taco Man
Giant Helicopter of Death
Obama's plan to destroy Mars
Killer Ducks
Anyone got a suggestion? |
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See?
Popple
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| Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:42 pm
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Calling this writing is like urinating in the mouth of anyone who has ever touched a pen. |
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hai
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| Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:10 am
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| Popple wrote: | | Calling this writing is like urinating in the mouth of anyone who has ever touched a pen. |
YOU HAVE BEEN SHOWN WHO IS THE BOSS |
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