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Manpersonguything
Werewolf
Joined: 30 Jul 2007
Posts: 7249
HP: 100 MP: 8 Lives: 0
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 Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:28 pm
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: [Omegle is legaly required to inform you the person you are currently is a registered level 2 sex offender.]
You: Hi.
Stranger: Hey.
Stranger: How're you?
You: A/S/L?
You: Fine.
Stranger: 17 F Canada, yourself?
You: 18/m/canada
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: What province?
You: Vancover
Stranger: That's not a province.
You: WELL
Stranger: You
You: *crag* YOU THEN
Stranger: You aren't from Canada.
Stranger: Haha.
You: >:C
Stranger: Tryin' to fool me.
Stranger: Hah.
You: Rofl
Stranger: Probably aren't even 18.
Stranger: Or a male for that matter.
You: Well, I'm just trolling some peeps.
Stranger: Hahaha.
You: And infact I'm 14 and I live in the USA
Stranger: Figured as much 
You: Gotta love the ol' [Omegle is legaly required to inform you the person you are currently is a registered level 2 sex offender.] trick
Stranger: As soon as your age and location was similar to mine
Stranger: I was like
Stranger: BAHA
Stranger: Gotta ask him what province.
You: AS SOON AS I SAW YOUR SEX, I WAS ALL "BAHA, GOTTA SHOW HER MAH BASMENT"
Stranger: OHGAWD.
Stranger: You're so classy.
You: I give the ladies what they want.
You: amirite
Stranger: Smooth.
Stranger: Fo sho.
Stranger: My name's Ana, by the way.
You: Yep.
Stranger: But you can call me tonight.
Stranger: ohsnap.
You: Also, if you see a van by your house I've got mother *crag* snicker bars
You: So get in
Stranger: What about kitties?
You: Sure.
Stranger: *crag* no
Stranger: I hate those.
You: I got baseball bats too
You: for kitten beating
Stranger: Hot.
Stranger: You've got me all hot and bothered.
Stranger: I have fantasies about kitten beating.
You: damn right.
You: Also, I may look 60-ish, but's it's cause I had a disorder that makes me look too young, so they gave my pills and I took too many |
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