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seco10
Joined: 15 May 2007
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 Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 2:43 pm
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Im sorry if this bothers you somehow.. But I wanted to share what Nintendo has done to out Princess.
Ok let's face it: She is (somehow).
Im not against Peach or anything its just..it was really annoying in SSS (you know, Teehee Valley?).
Reasons:
- She gets kidnapped like every day.
- Her kingdom is a shame...Even Sarasaland is better.
- ...Daisy..Can..Rule..Better...Than...Peach.. (There I said it!)
- The Teehee Valley experience.. o _ o
Ok before I continue I want to clear up something:
- The fact she gets kidnapped by someone (mainly Bowser) its stupid. Why? Well it was proven that she can defend herself! (SMB2,SPM, SPP, SMRPG). Its not like "she's just a princess and Bowser is a beast!" no.. As I said it was proven false in those 4 games. She CAN defend herself. There's two answers for this:
1- She likes to get kidnapped.
2- She's Stupid.
Is there even a Toad Army? I mean they should be prepared. If she KNOWS that Bowser is going to attack in any minute she should organize an army.
Maybe Nintendo want it this way. I mean you know about that "blondes are stupid" (which by the way..ITS STUPID) well Peach -> Blonde.
Im not saying that Peach is stupid just by being blonde. She's just stupid.
If Nintendo's plan of getting her kidnap every day...Well its proving she can't defend herself when she CAN.
I mean what's going to happen in Mario Galaxy? She's getting kidnapped again? Why can't she fight? She even fough bowser to recue Mario and Luigi. She fought Smithy and other enemies in SMRPG.
The Daisy fact: I mean its not Daisy's Kingdom the one being attacked. Its THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM. Peach do something!! If not our Kingdom will just get destroyed.
Well Im just saying that Peach is not smart enough to rule a kingdom. Look at prince Peasly he could defend himself (using a sword and in this case Pach had her parasol). He even helped the bros. many times!
 She's cool and I like her Anyway don't get mad at me  |
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MintCream
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Joined: 13 May 2007
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:26 pm
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Remember in Sunshine when Bowser Jr. called Peach his mother? Yeah, Peach acted suprised, certainly, but not like it wasn't a possibilty. It was more like she didn't know where babies came from, so who knows! This one *could* be hers! |
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Mimi!!!
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Joined: 20 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:38 pm
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| MintCream wrote: | | Remember in Sunshine when Bowser Jr. called Peach his mother? Yeah, Peach acted suprised, certainly, but not like it wasn't a possibilty. It was more like she didn't know where babies came from, so who knows! This one *could* be hers! |
Yeah, how could she not remeber doing it with Bowser, being pregnant and being in labor. It reminds me of that joke where someone says to a pregnant woman "Are you sure it's yours?" |
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Elite Nerr
Francis
Joined: 16 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 4:15 pm
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Let me tell you a story, what I like to call The Legend of Peach
There were once 300 Toads who took on millions of Koopas.
It was a time when the Mushroom Kingdom could not be taken.
The Princess was strong then, but her true love, Prince Toadstool, was killed in battle that day.
She was never the same after that...
Fast foward 1000 years.
The Koopas are organizing again behind the one they call Bowser.
Princess Peach does not have the strength to fight now that her love is gone.
But a man by the name of "Mario" has visited the land.
Perhaps he can save the Kingdom?
Perhaps he can restore the love she has been missing?
Its will be a long hard battle, and is still raging on today.
But I think we know how this story will end...
And never forget the great words of the fallen prince...
THIS... IS... MUSHROOM... KINGDOM!Our Princess is in another castle!
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Small Sammer Guy
Joined: 13 May 2007
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 4:19 pm
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i nevered knew that francis. Nice story. I never knew she had a "true love"  |
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Piccolo the Pixl
Joined: 27 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 4:21 pm
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So.......Peach is over 1000 years old? |
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Elite Nerr
Francis
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 4:32 pm
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| Piccolo the Pixl wrote: | | So.......Peach is over 1000 years old? |
Umm, well its kinda of a generational thing. You know, like how there is always a "Link".
BTW, did you know there is a fairly large site dedicated to Peach? http://www.peach-paradise.com
Well now you do. |
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Small Sammer Guy
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 4:36 pm
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Woohoo Peach has her own site? Thats cool..BTW Peach is not stupid. Check out Luigi (not that I hate him) |
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Lifeless Intellectual
Crappy Shifty Luigi
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 4:38 pm
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Peach-> sissy. Therefore Peach=stupid. |
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Lord Bob
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:03 pm
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King Toadstool was actually Peach's father. If anyone can remember, Peach's original name was Princess Toadstool. |
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Piccolo the Pixl
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:05 pm
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| SoF wrote: | | Peach-> sissy. Therefore Peach=stupid. |
Sissy=/=Stupid |
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Princess Peach
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:19 pm
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I'm right here, I can read every word you say. That hurts my feelings. =( |
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Elite Nerr
Francis
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:55 pm
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| bobthelemon wrote: | | King Toadstool was actually Peach's father. If anyone can remember, Peach's original name was Princess Toadstool. |
Oops, I meant "Prince Toadstool"  |
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Soul Reaper
Yamada Hanataro
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you know what she's really stupid like Mimi said and theres an explanation for junior being stupid he wass hit on the head by bowsers thing... and does she get raiped EVERY time she gets kidnapped? I mean look at : Lemmy,Roy,Morton,Wendy,Larry,Iggy,Ludwig,and Junior... so whats up?? |
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Lifeless Intellectual
Crappy Shifty Luigi
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:33 pm
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| Princess Peach wrote: | | I'm right here, I can read every word you say. That hurts my feelings. =( |
Not you! The Video game character person! |
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