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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 19527
HP: 43 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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 Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:51 pm
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*Sakuri appears*
Sakuri: Thou Shalt not kill...as Master Hand!
*Sakuri changes Master Hand into Peach, the Ice Climbers, or Mr Game & Watch (your choice). |
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That rich guy
Pure-???
Vampire
Joined: 29 Apr 2007
Posts: 9560
HP: 88 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:54 pm
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*POOF, game and watch*
well, he's my favorite playable. stupid rules. but we hacked! how can there be rules to follow when we hack?
*old graphic killing spree* |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 19527
HP: 43 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:56 pm
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DK: Sakuri made game. Sakuri killed hacking.
*DK gets to the Toad area with the Yoshis.*
Yoshi: ME LIKE APE!
Yoshi 2: Let's have sex with him!
DK: I don't like this anymore! They just hit me in the old game!
Yoshi 3: But we're a lot nicer now...
*Yoshi's throw a Bellossom at DK*
DK: Nighty-night...
*DK falls asleep* |
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That rich guy
Pure-???
Vampire
Joined: 29 Apr 2007
Posts: 9560
HP: 88 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:57 pm
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*kills the yoshis and wakes DK up*
come on, let's go! |
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Lifeless Intellectual
Crappy Shifty Luigi
Dead
Joined: 12 May 2007
Posts: 2619
HP: 0 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:58 pm
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Bowser: I SHALL KILL YOU PEACH!!! *KILLS PEACH* |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 19527
HP: 43 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:58 pm
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DK: Me have the feeling we killed lots of babies...
*DK gets mauled by a Paratroopa. Another Bellossom falls from the sky*
Paratroopa: FINALLY!
*Ew...* |
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That rich guy
Pure-???
Vampire
Joined: 29 Apr 2007
Posts: 9560
HP: 88 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:59 pm
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*kills paratroopa and bellosem*
why does everyone want to *crag* you? |
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Lifeless Intellectual
Crappy Shifty Luigi
Dead
Joined: 12 May 2007
Posts: 2619
HP: 0 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 7:01 pm
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BOWSER: I SHALL KILL YOU MARIO *fighting...done 1:48 min.* Kills Mario* |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 19527
HP: 43 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 7:06 pm
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DK: I dunno...
*Makes it to Peach's Castle. Peach and Mario are already dead. Luigi appears*
DK: We kill sissy!
*DK throws Luigi off of the castle, picks up a home run bat, and sends him flying. KO!*
STAGE 2: KONGO JUNGLE!
DK: I guess we all move up together...
*Mini-DK's start rapping*
Little DK: Yo, yo, yo.
Mini-DK: If it shoots ya, it's gunna hurt!
DK: KOOL!
*DK starts playing bongos* |
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Lifeless Intellectual
Crappy Shifty Luigi
Dead
Joined: 12 May 2007
Posts: 2619
HP: 0 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 7:08 pm
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Bowser: BOWSER LANDS IN FRONT OF YOU!!!!! *fighting...done 1:00 min.* *sends li'l dks home* |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 19527
HP: 43 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 7:09 pm
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*Everyone Warped to Kongo Jungle*
Little DK's: HE DID IT, DADDY!
Giant DK: I'LL KILL YOU!
*Giant DK starts randomly shooting Orange Grenades everywhere*
DK: WE'RE ALL GUNNA DIE!
*DK hides in the outhouse* |
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That rich guy
Pure-???
Vampire
Joined: 29 Apr 2007
Posts: 9560
HP: 88 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 7:09 pm
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*char change hack! I am now luigi!*
OMG! rocket move sideways thing!
*boom?*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--
*crash!*
ow...
*slides down wall (screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech)* |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 19527
HP: 43 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 7:14 pm
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DK: Alright, now that business is done...
*DK pops out with a Pokeball*
DK: It's clobberin' time!
*The Pokemon released is Moltres*
Giant DK: PRETTY!
*Giant DK touches it and gets burnt into the river*
STAGE 3: UNDERGROUND MAZE
DK: Now what?
*DK is eaten by a Like Like several times* |
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That rich guy
Pure-???
Vampire
Joined: 29 Apr 2007
Posts: 9560
HP: 88 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 7:15 pm
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*kills like like* |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 19527
HP: 43 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 7:16 pm
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DK: AWESOME! NOW WE JUST...
*An army of Redeads fall on DK and Luigi and start sucking on their life*
DK: IT'S JUST LIKE YOSHI! AND PARATROOPA! AND MY MOTHER! |
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