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[Piccolo the Pixl]

Harxsa: I have a strange feeling the Krazy Kongs are going to do well....

[Plastic Mario]

PM: This should be easy!

*Goes off, and in 10 minutes, comes back with a team of 5 koopas*

PM: So, introduce yourselves!

Koopa 1: Well, we are..
Koopa 2: THE
Koopa 3: KOOPA
Koopa 4: FOOTBALL
Koopa 5: PLAYURS!

PM: Why do I always get near the near-deaf ones?!?!

*Goes off, and finds REAL players*

PM: Whew... THESE koopas are REAL basketball players, I guarentee you!

*4 Koopas jump in*

"Red! Black! Yellow! Green! We are... THE KOOPA BROS.!"

PM: Wait... 4? Craaaag...

*Goes off, finds Kooper and drags him here*

Kooper: But I don't want to play basketball...

PM: You get paid 10 coins per win.

Kooper: I'M IN!

PM: All right, time to play basketball!

Red: What's basketball?
Black: Yeah, what's basketball?
Yellow: We've never heard of that thing, you know?
Green: What they said!

PM: This could take some work...

[Tails Doll]

*After about several seconds, Sandslash comes back, with a Gallade*

Sandslash:This is one of the best B ball players I k-Hey, who are those guys?

Gallade:I don't wanna do any playing for those squats! And who is that beat up wimp replacing ME?

Sandslash:Mario, you better find and pick the best of those guys, and get the rest out! Gallade and I don't like them!

[Plastic Mario]

*Kicks Kooper out, and kicks a bag of 10 coins with him*

[Tails Doll]

Sandslash:Well, Red is the captain, so lets go with him out of the five. *Kicks out the rest*

((Plastic, let there be a chance for the others to bring a member into the team.))

((Holy crap this is like an RP!))

[Almaz]

Mario Morons

Daisy: Alright, who here can play basketball?

(Mario is picking his nose, Peach is staring off into space, Toad is holding the princess up, and Waluigi is cowering behind a rock. Yoshi, Wario, and Luigi are raising their hands)

Daisy: Who's the best in the league right now?

Luigi: Uh...I think those people from Giant Land.

Wario: Uh...I'm pretty sure there's some people that are good somewhere.

Yoshi: YOSHI LIKE FOOD!

Daisy: Then we're taking the Warp Pipe to Giant Land.

(The Four sentient members jump into a Warp Pipe to Giant Land.)

Five minutes later...

Mega Koopa: DIE!

(The non-idiot members are being chased by an army of Gargantuan Koopa Troopas, led by the Mega Koopa. Wario just steps to the side, being too lazy to run)

Daisy: WE NEED TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!

Kewl Koopas

Lemmy: Alright, after last week's crushing defeats, we need a win here. Therefore, I say we cheat and send in King Dad, Roy, Junior, Morton, and Iggy wearing paper bags on their heads.

Ludwig: Do you really think Mr I will fall for it?

(Mr I is riding Koopa Troopa like a Yoshi)

Everyone: Definately.

Fearsome Fortress

Boom Boom: Alright, let's just go to some random place and recruit somebody.

(They all jump into a pipe To Yoshi's Island)

Dry Bones: HI! DO YOU WANT TO PLAY BASKETBALL?

Salvo the Slime: Does it look like I have hands?

Reznor: HE'S PERFECT!

Salvo the Slime: Fine, I'll go.

The Other members: -_-

Paper Pioneers

Kammy: Alright. GOOMBOSS! WHO CAN YOU GET?!

Goomba King: A lot of people...but they don't have hands.

Kammy: WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN SOCCER?! Alright...how about we just go off to Rogueport and recruit some people?

Huff N' Puff: Works.

General Guy: PERMISSION TO GO TO TOYBOX, MISTRESS KAMMY, MA'AM!

Kammy: Uh...premission granted?

General Guy: Thank you ma'am!

(General Guy files out as the rest take a boat to Rogueport)

Final Bosses

Wart: I'll get some minions.

Smithy: Me too!

Cackletta: I'll get Fawful...

King Boo: I'll get some type of ghost.

Count Bleck: And with O'Chunks on Count Bleck's side, Count Bleck's team can't lose!

(The team goes off, except for the lazy Grodus, who just decides to chat with Dimentio)

Dimentio: Nice chrome dome.

Grodus: Nice frilly pants.


Other Losers

Angry Sun: I CAN'T PLAY BASKETBALL! IT MAKES ME SO VERY ANGRY!

Chargin' Chuck: Look, Mighty Plumber and I can handle stuff on the B-ball court. You guys go off and try to find three more members.

(The rest of the team flies off...well, except for Jimmy T, who dances away)

Mighty Plumber: FASTER THAN A SPEEDING CLOG, MIGHTY PLUMBER SLAMS THE BALL INTO THE HOOP!

(Mighty Plumber does so)

Chargin' Chuck: I'd never thought I'd say this, but we might be in good shape!


Krazy Kongs

DK: Donkey just call family.

(Donkey gets a random Banana Pad and Bananaports to Kongo Jungle. The rest just wait)


MORE TO COME AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK!

Wario: Wario is better than all of the other losers! He has money! Wario for President of Teh Mushroom World!

[Piccolo the Pixl]

Harxsa: *staring at the Kewl Koopas*

[Tails Doll]

[Almaz]

Fearsome Fortress

Tap-Tap the Red Nose: SURE, I'LL JOIN!

Thwomp: OOR! THAT SIX PLAYERS! WHO WE HAVE?

Boom Boom: Salvo the Slime...Burt the Bashful...Sluggy the Unshaven...Gilbert the Gooey...Hector the Reflector...and Tap-Tap the Red Nose.

Whomp: OOR! ALL THOSE GUYS BIG! THAT GREAT!

Dry Bones: Except for the fact that only Hector has hands, and everything that touches him bounces off.

Bob-omb: How bad could it be?

(Gilbert, Salvo, and Sluggy get stuck together)

Gold Fuzzy: MEROOOOOOOOOOK! THAT BAD!

(Boom Boom, thinking quickly, trades Sluggy for Prince Froggy. He licks them into their original forms, and somehow scores a basket)

Boom Boom: I probably should be worried...but let's just go out for smoothies.


Krazy Kongs

(Cranky Kong appears inside a rolling barrel, along with Funky, Wrinkly, Swanky, and some random Chained Kong)

Cranky: YOU LAZY, GOOD FOR NOTHING GRANDSON OF MINE!

DK: Donkey thank Cranky. Just go play basketball.


Kewl Koopas

Lemmy: GO, BAGMAN NUMBER FOUR!

(Iggy easily dunks the ball in the basket)

Wendy: Oh, so THAT'S WHY YOU!

Lemmy: SSHHHH!


Paper Pioneers

Kammy: Alright...anyone know their way around here?

(Everyone shakes their head)

Kammy: Well, at least I have...HEY! WHO TOOK MY BRIBING MONEY?!

(A Bandit runs away with Kammy's hag-purse as she randomly tries to hit her teammates with flaming blocks)

Crystal King: Perhaps this would be easier if we went to one of those gangs...

(The Crystal King goes into Pinata Parlor. He comes out with one Pinata, and a lot of bruises)

Crystal King: Got one.

Pinata: Call me Giovanni. You're dead if you don't donate some of the loot you get for winning this.

Crystal King: I was just going to give you a Russian Bank Account.

Giovanni: That works too.

Kammy: Well, that's one. How hard could it be to find the rest?

(One hour later, Kammy has only gotten some Nodamouse to join alongside Giovanni)

Huff N' Puff: WHY AREN'T OUR TACTICS WORKING?!

Tubba Blubba: Hm...

Flashback

Tubba: JOIN US, OR ELSE YOU DIE!

Toad: EEP!

(The toad runs into a building, burning it and killing himself to save himself somehow)

End Flashback

Tutankoopa: We're doomed, anyway. Let's just go back to General Guy.

(They come back and see General Guy with four fully-ready basketball players)

General Guy: Welcome back, soliders.

Paper Pioneers: 0.0


Final Bosses

Wart: I got two bosses.

Smithy: I got two as well.

Cackletta: I got Fawful!

King Boo: I got a Dark Boo.

Count Bleck: And Count Bleck has O'Chunks.

O'Chunks: OI! SO QUIET YER YAPZ AN' LEZ DO TIS TING!

Wart: You're going on the bench.

Smithy: Seconded.

Wart: All in favor?

Rest of the team: I!

Wart: Alright then.


Other Losers

Chargin Chuck: Well?

Bogmire: I was lazy, so I just got a clone of myself.

Mighty Plumber: A STUPENDOUS IDEA! HAMMER BRO?

Hammer Bro: I just got my cousin, Tony.

Tony (who is a Seldge Bro): GIMME YOUR MONEY!

Chargin' Chuck: Your brother is the head of the Giant Land Mafia?

Hammer Bro: Yeah...why?

Chargin' Chuck: -_-

Angry Sun: I got nothin. All of my friends are in the hospital with 3rd degree burns.

Jimmy T: I accidently knocked out Jimmy P.

MC Ballyhoo: MOTHER OF ALL MISHAPS! I GOT THIS RANDOM TOADY TO PLAY FOR US!

Chef Torte: I fired my apprentice, so he doesn't want to play. However, I did bake a cake for our victory!

Chargin' Chuck: GREAT! WE MADE OUR CAKE, AND WE CAN EAT IT, TOO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(The rest of the team just stares at him.)

Chargin' Chuck: Let's just get practicing...


Mario Morons

Luigi: Well, I guess we're doomed.

(The group is in Water Land, being chased by a Boss Bass that Wario is just riding on)

Daisy: Yep...sorry it has to end like this.

Luigi: I love you.

Daisy: Oh, Luigi!

(Enter dramatic anime like kiss scene here. BUT...)

Wario: JUST ANNOUNCE YOUR LOVE TO EACH OTHER AND MAKE OUT, LOVESTRUCK ITALIAN!

Luigi: Another time?

Daisy: Kill Wario, then we kiss.

Yoshi: YOSHI HAVE MELON FLAVORED KISSES!

Blooper: That's so sweet...

(A lot of random soap-opera viewers are there)

Blooper: Is there anything we can do?

Luigi: Well...

A few minutes later...

Mr I: YOUR TIME IS UP! LET US SEE YOUR COMPLETE BASKETBALL TEAM!

[Tails Doll]

Sandslash*Ulp* Umm, hey Alakazam and Nindonia!

Oh, we got about four players...Gallade, Red Koopa, Alakazam, and Nidonia.

[Almaz]

Mr I: That means one representitive from your team will have to play. Who will it be?

[Tails Doll]

[Almaz]

Mr I: I meant one member of the Elite Nerrs will have to join your basketball team.

[Tails Doll]

[Almaz]

Mr I: Very well. Let's see the other teams. We'll go down from first place...FEARSOME FORTRESS!

(Boom Boom walks in with his team)

E. Gadd: YABBO YABBO! THAT'S A BIG TEAM! WHAT IS IT?!

Boom Boom: Er...It's Gilbert the Gooey, Salvo the Slime, Hector the Reflector, Tap-Tap the Red Nose, and Prince Froggy. Our benched player is Burt the Bashful.

E. Gadd: ...You realize that only one of these members have hands, right?

Boom Boom: The game is played in so many ways. Why take the easy route?

Mr I: That doesn't give you any extra points, but it was beautiful.

Boom Boom: Thank you.

Mr I: NEXT UP, THE PAPER POINEERS!

(General Guy walks up)

General Guy: Well, Mr I, sir, I have concaucted the ultimate basketball team, sir!

Mr I: JUST TELL ME THE TEAM, ALREADY!

General Guy: Giovanni the palm-tree man, a Nodimouse, Anti-Guy, Game Guy, and Gourmet Guy, SIR! Benched, we have Fly Guy and Medi Guy, SIR!

Mr I: DISMISSED!

General Guy: SIR YES SIR!

Mr I: At ease, dude. Next...KEWL KOOPAS!

(The entire team walks up)

Lemmy: Uh...this is our team.

Koopa Troopa: Wasn't there more of you?

Lemmy: They went out for smoothies...ANYWAY! This team consists of BagoverheadKoopas 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.

Mr I: Hm...I haven't seen these anywhere yet...THEY MUST BE APPEARING IN A FUTURE RELEASE! GREAT JOB, LEMMY!

Lemmy: (idiot) Thank you!

Mr I: Next up, BRING IN THE OTHER LOSERS!

(The team walks up)

Chargin' Chuck: We searched long and hard, but we couldn't find anyone to fill in the fourth and fifth roles. So, our team is myself, Mighty Plumber, Bogmire's Shadow Clone...

Meanwhile...

Naruto: GET OUTTA THE WAY! I HAVE TO SUE BOGMIRE, BELIEVE IT!

Krush: NOPE, KAN'T LETYA DO THAT, OOR!

Back in the staduim...

Chargin' Chuck: ...Tony the Sledge Bro, and Toady. Our substitute is a cake.

Mr I: A...cake.

Chargin' Chuck: Yep.

Mr I: Alright then. NEXT UP, FINAL BOSSES!

(Wart appears with his team)

Wart: Alright, the team is Clawgrip, Robirdo, Mack, Fawful, and Dark Boo. Our substitutions are Bowyer and O'Chunks.

E. Gadd: Seems like a disgusting team.

Mr I: I meets the requirements, though, so we can't do anything about it. KRAZY KONGS!

(The entire Kong family appears in a pimped-out car)

Judges: 0.0

Donkey Kong: Donkey bring car from Mario Party 8 and took it to the garage!

Mr I: Then why did you use the...never mind. What's your team?

Donkey: It's Cranky, Swanky, Funky, Wrinkly, and Cousin Chained. Substitution is a White Monkey.

Mr I: Alright, LEAVE! Finally, the Mario Morons.

(Daisy and Luigi appear with four really tough-looking players, and two regular-looking ones)

Mr I: HOW'D YOU GET THIS TEAM?! I HIRED THAT MEGA KOOPA TOP DOLLAR TO...

Daisy: Eh...hem?

Mr I: I mean, just read us off your team.

Daisy: Blooper, Naval Piranha, Wario, Torpedo Ted, and End Boss. Our substitution is Toadette.

Toadette: WANNA GO THROUGH A BASKETBALL TUTORIAL?!

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Toadette: GREAT! FIRST, YOU...

1,235,876,742,783,365,853 tutorials later...

Toadette: And that's where babies come from. Oh, well I'm getting ahead of myself. I'll go on the bench...

Mr I: Well, THE TOURNAMENT IS ABOUT TO BEGIN! HERE ARE THE MATCHUPS FOR THE QUARTERFINALS!

Mario Morons VS Final Bosses
Kewl Koopas VS Other Losers

Elite Nerrs VS Fearsome Fortress
Paper Pioneers VS Krazy Kongs