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[Popple]

A ye old tale as old as time it self and a classic of our modern age, the story of how a once happy village made of candy was sucked into the bowels of hell. It all began one sunny morning in the town of Candy Land. Four happy children were running through the happy peppermint gumdrop field of sun when was of the children was taken out in a freak accident involving a squirrel, a peppermint stick, and a very large rock. Luckily everyone in Candy Land was atheist so they decided to perform a blood ritual to bring their friend back from the dead. They went to Jolly Jelly Bean Book Store and bought Maldanorx Big Book of Ways to Get Sent to Hell. They waited till midnight and one of the children cut himself with a pocket knife and drew a blood rune on the body of the dead child. Then they chanted the spell from the book and the child’s body rose into the air. Then it started to glow with an almost holy light and the child slowly opened his eyes. Then a few seconds later his body exploded sending blood everywhere as a giant earthquake ripped a giant crack in the house that started shooting up fire. Demons started to pour out of the crack and proceeded to kill all the children mauling their eyes and ripping their heads off. Then the peppermint lumberjack burst through a wall and started slicing the demons in two with his weak and pathetic candy axe. Satan finally rose from the hole and an epic battle ensued. Peppermint flying left and right. Fire spewing everywhere. The battle finally ended with the clear victor. The epic battle would forever be remembered as in the hearts of all the people of Candy Land, because they were all sent to hell 6 minutes after it began. Satan burned down Candy Land and it was forgotten until today. So remember the lesson that the Candy Landers could never understand, even if you don’t believe in him Satan will kill you all if you ever f*** with black magic.

P.S. By reading this you will die in Seven days

THE END

[Yellow Magikoopa]

EPIC.

You forgot wedgie boards, though! >:O

[Rusty Shackleford]

AHAHAHAHAHA,WIN