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[Almaz]

Mr I: Well, that green door was interesting. That goodness that I absorb cold particles like those in space to survive instead of oxygen! Well...

Mr I ingnores Squirps, and makes his own Warp Gate to the planet in Outer Space with the outhouse.

Mr I: I claim this planet in the name of MR I!

[Almaz]

Mr I absorbs one minion of each type on the planet. He then commands them all to make him a fortress out of all 3 of the people's houses, the outhouse, and a few recourses on the planet.

Mr I: Well, now all I need are some compitant servant army.

Mr I places a *Help Wanted...GOOD PAY* sign at the front of his base.

[Piccolo the Pixl]

Piccolo: Hello Mr. I♪ What kind of job are you offering here?

[Almaz]

Mr I: We need all the help we can get! I need a general, a mechanic, a custodian (Fuzzies don't pick up after themselves), a bodyguard, a pair of hands... any service you could offer, even minion, would be great.

[Piccolo the Pixl]

Piccolo: How about a musician or singer? If not, I'll be a bartender. I have a reference♪

[Almaz]

Mr I: SURE! Now, I'll be giving you about 10 coins a day to start off with. If you want more in...say, two weeks, just stop by my office, fourth door to the left. Oh, and Fridays are happy night, so make sure to order 10 crates of chocolate bars from that guy using the videocam in the back. However, I expect that you are able to have battling capabilities. If not, then hopefully you can heal. I'll sign you up for both jobs. Just sign on the dotted line, and the job is yours.

*gives Piccolo a contract*

[Piccolo the Pixl]

Piccolo: Lemme read this thing.

Blablabla singer Blablabla bartender Blablabla eternal slave blablabla... wait, eternal slave?

[Almaz]

Mr I: Yeah...about that... I sto..I mean, GOT those from Tiptron when she was in Boggly Woods in a deleted scene. I assure you, I won't enslave you. I already have 50, so why ruin a perfect number? You're just expected to work here for a year, and then you can extend the contract to whenever you want. I'm trying to run an establishment here, and if you want something *word deleted perposely* done right, you have to do it with kindness and tons of loopholes.

*Lasers the part of the contract that says "Eternal Slave"

[Piccolo the Pixl]

Piccolo: I'll sign under the conditions that I can back out of the contract whenever I want, based on how you treat me.

[Mimi!!!]

*Flips into existance*

Mimi: There you are Mr. I!!!!! Now I've got you!!!

*Mimi music plays*

*Mimi slightly tilts head to the right until her eyes turn into black circles. Her head tilts 360 degrees a few times until it finally settles upside down. The bowtie grows bigger and flashes red while beeping and Mimi's eyes turn smaller. Mimi's Head turns big and wrinkly and 6 long spider legs grow out of it. One of Mimi's ponytails hangs off a leg and her little body hangs limply off her upside down head*

Mimi: Mimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimmimimimi!!!!

[Piccolo the Pixl]

Piccolo: Mimi is here too?

Hey Mimi! Want a free shake?

[Almaz]

Mr I: I thought I said a year, but whatever. I'll see how it works for a month. ONE MONTH. I'll even throw in a two-week vacation if you want starting next week! I'm just trying to be agreeable, but not a doormat. Please, partners?

[Mimi!!!]

*Knock's the shake out of Piccolo's hand with one spider leg*

Mimi: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI

[Piccolo the Pixl]

*Tries to chop one of Mimi's legs with my head*

[Mimi!!!]

*Makes a hand out of Rubees which grabs Mr. I and dribbles him*