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Lord Krump
Joined: 21 Apr 2007
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 Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 10:48 pm
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OoC: Alright, we're going to try to do this a bit... differently. Buh huh huh, imagine that this is a family television sitcom, where I am the father of the household. You come along, and take the role of a family member, or a neighbor. Oh, it's a good idea to imagine that this is in black and white, and on a neighborhood planetoid in outer space.
BiC:
I walk up to my house's door, and struggle to pull out my keys.
Me: Oh, darn, I think I dropped them along the road! This ain't the time for a "Buh huh huh!" *Laughter audio commences for a few seconds, and stops.*
I look around for the keys, but I see none in sight.
Me: D'oh! Looks like I'll just have to wait til the wife gets home.
Suddenly, the door to my house opens. I don't see who opens it.
Me: Well, doesn't that beat all! Somebody's home! Well, those cookies better not be gone, or I'll send those kids to the slaughterhouse! *Laughter audio commences for a few seconds, and stops.*
Me: Literally! *Laughter audio commences for a few seconds, and stops.*
I open the door, and walk in.
Me: Honey, I'm home! |
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abdcefg
Mama Luigi
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Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 16313
HP: 5 MP: 9 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:02 pm
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Daughter: Hi Daddy I need you to sign this permission slip to go on a field trip. *Makes a cute face* *Awwww Audio commences for a few seconds, then stops*. |
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Lord Krump
Joined: 21 Apr 2007
Posts: 7880
HP: 60 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:05 pm
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Me: Why sure thing! Let me grab my pen.
I sign the permission slip.
Me: Alrighty, you can now go on the field trip!
Daughter: I love you daddy! *Awwww Audio commences for a few seconds, then stops*
The daughter runs off.
Me: ...hey, wait, before you go, what was the trip for? I just signed the permission slip without looking at it. Buh huh huh! *Laughter audio commences for a few seconds, and stops.* |
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WHO HA HOO HEY HOOM
Paper Luigi
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Joined: 09 May 2007
Posts: 6855
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| Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:12 pm
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The son walks in.
Son: Dad, I need you to sign this.... Paper.... Yeah. Without reading it. Just sign at the top. |
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Lord Krump
Joined: 21 Apr 2007
Posts: 7880
HP: 60 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:14 pm
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Me: Alright, son, since you're my favorite "dude..." *Laughter audio commences for a few seconds, and stops.*
Me: ...I'll trust you with this.
I sign the paper without reading. |
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WHO HA HOO HEY HOOM
Paper Luigi
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Joined: 09 May 2007
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| Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:15 pm
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Son: Yeah, thanks. These failed tests aren't gunna sign themselves.... *Laughter audio* |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 19527
HP: 43 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:20 pm
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*There is a knock at the door. A neighbor barges in, breaking the door.* *laugher audio commences for a few seconds, then stops *
Neighbor: SORRY, YOUR DOOR DIDN'T FLY OPEN LIKE MINE! *laugher audio commences for a few seconds, then stops * Anyway, I JUST GOT THE WII! STUPER CARDBOARD FAVIO IS AWESOME! Oh, and my wife wants here pregnancy test back. *laugher audio commences for a few seconds, then stops * |
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Lord Krump
Joined: 21 Apr 2007
Posts: 7880
HP: 60 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 6:19 pm
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Me: Ah, neighbor, so good to see you! So, how much did your Wii cost? Hopefully it didn't cost a buh-huh-bundle! *Laughter audio commences for a few seconds, and stops.* |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 19527
HP: 43 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:19 pm
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"Nah, they're actually giving them out for free at Wal-Mart. Seems to be a big premotional move by Nintendo. Sony on the other hand..." *Laughter audio commences for a few seconds, and stops*
"So anyway, how's it going? I think today's a pretty...OOH! IS THAT A NEW COUCH?!"
*jumps on couch*
*Laughter audio commences for a few seconds, and stops* |
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Lord Krump
Joined: 21 Apr 2007
Posts: 7880
HP: 60 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:23 pm
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Me: Buh huh huh! Don't bust that thing. You don't find a free couch in seemingly perfect condition in the local dump just any day! *Laughter audio commences for a few seconds, and stops.* |
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abdcefg
Mama Luigi
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Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 16313
HP: 5 MP: 9 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:40 pm
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Daughter: Daddy where did Mommy go? |
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voidmaster
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Joined: 15 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:57 pm
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uncle comes in: brothey, Im home (for now) ominous laughter |
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Lord Krump
Joined: 21 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:25 pm
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Me: Don't worry, Daughter. I believe she went off for lunch with an old friend of hers. She should've been back by now, though... Oh well. She'll show sooner or later. Buh huh huh! Oh, and hey, bro. |
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voidmaster
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Joined: 15 Jul 2007
Posts: 206
HP: 95 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:31 pm
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hey lil' bro ive got a present! hands him half eaten hot dog. *laugh track*
UNcle: you gonna finish that? *laugh track* |
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