digibutter.nerr

[Almaz]

Once upon a time, there was a time where there was only one RP. It spanned many topics, most of which you can find at the graveyard near the end of this long list of RP games. There was only one choice in those days: Choose a side, or be killed...like Zero was.

There were two sides in those days. One was of ? Blocks, and one was my own: Mister I. There were some 3rd-Party groups, but they did as well as Yu-gi-oh when the fad died. Just two: yin...yang...and idiocy. Both would think up overly complicated plots for a simple goal that could've been achieved in exactly 57 seconds.

Back in those days, Digibutter wasn't reality, Mario hadn't had it, there was no juice bar, and we actually needed a wiki to keep track of stuff. Back in those days...there were many on one. Now, there are many on more.

But, six weeks (or something. I don't care) later, after Mister I had finally committed suicide for the last time, when darkness was eradicated finally, when ? Block shattered, the ancient ruins of the old RP crumbled.

But now, the ruins of the ancients have revived...

Welcome to Raiders of the Lost RP! It is here that the old stories of the past come back to haunt you. How dare you all bury it with your Pokemon and Naruto and Mario stuff! The powers of the old revive themselves here. A new villan tips his evil hat, several more random characters make cameos, the Koopa Bros are still idiots who throw away ice cream after buying it, and the fate of the universe...lies in the hands of anyone and everyone. Well, that is, if they have hands, which they probably won't...

Even if you weren't one of the oldies, go ahead and hop onboard! Knowing everyone, you're in for one of the most insane rides of your life!

In somewhere not far enough away...

A great army is organized in front of the Koopa King. However, most of it is wasted on Goombas not realizing how to beat Koopa Troopas in rock-paper scissors. "Why can I never win?" wonders Bowser to himself. "I try making an army, and I end up with the sorriest bunch of rejects I've ever seen." A solemn Koopa King strolls into his chambers. However, he isn't alone. "WHO THE $%#% ARE YOU?!"

Meanwhile, inside the deepest catacombs of the Underwhere, a lonely eyeball plays an imaginary harmonica. "That's wonderful" comments a giant Skelobit monster in the second cell. "Why am I here again?" Mister I said, moaning at his depressed bars. "You almost destroyed the world inside endless darkness!" Jaydes' voice complained. "Yeah, but it was fun! And I saved it!" Mister I whined. "I DON'T CARE! YOU ALMOST MADE MY JOB MORE MISERABLE! NOW SUFFER!" Jaydes whined. Mr I just stared at his bars. Suddenly, another figure appears in front of him. "Who the heck are you? And do you have cake?" Mr I questioned. "Just shut up and let me get you out!" the figure snapped as its finger glowed with a red aura.

And in the Koopa Bros fortress...oh, Green blew it up. Never mind.

JOIN THE OLD RP TODAY!

[LordBlumiere]

..........*join? Please?*

[Almaz]

(sure, go ahead. Every area in every game in every imagination is up for grabs)

[Celeste Dimentia]

So this is in Script Style... correct? Such as:

Dimentio: *floats forward* Ah ha ha... most amusing, indeed!

[Almaz]

Either is accepted. It just depends on your "omnious" level.

[Super Koopa]

(Can i join)

Nar:Hey wait up

[LordBlumiere]

Castle Bleck

Count Bleck jumped from a first story window, yelling something that didn't make any sense. Of course, he added "SAID COUNT BLECK!" to the end of it.

He landed on the ground without any harm or problems, but that was probably because he had no legs. He looked up at the window, shook his fist, and yelled, "Mimi! Don't push me out again!"

And thus Mimi popped her head out of the window and grinned. "Silly Count! Mimimimimimimi!"

[Francine]

Francine: :lets go of the doctor she killed: That'll teach you to make more money than Shop Rite workers. Because in Soviet Russia, Shop Rite worker makes more money than YOU!!

[LordBlumiere]

Castle Bleck

Annoyed and mildly bored, Count Bleck flipped out of his current existence outside his castle.

A Public Bathroom - Men's Stall 1

Meanwhile...

[Super Koopa]

Nar:Wow what is this?

[Francine]

Francine: :barges into bathroom: In Soviet Russia, women use men's room.

So get out. :has a nuke gun:

[Super Koopa]

Nar:NO! I have to go!

[Francine]

Francine: GTFO MAH BAFROOMZ :nukes urinals:

[Super Koopa]

Nar:Your a psycopath

[Francine]

Francine: What can I say? I'm a dictatress. :continues to nuke the bathroom: